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IM BACK ON TMBLR AND THIS TIME WITH A RED DEAD REDEMPTION HYPERFIXATION YEEEHAW

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craving pathetic wet old women characters. where is the feminism

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charon, boone and maccready would listen to divorced dad rock

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I love DnD because you will be sitting with your party and your character has just experienced the most gutwrenching, soul destroying trauma, but then you here the doorbell ring and you all just collectively pause the on going trauma because Pizza.

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"Transsexuals 🇵🇸 for a 🏳️‍⚧️ Free Palestine!"

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

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I'm trying to travel to New Vegas, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the deathclaws

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I really need to get back to drawing because these sketches of my and my besties DnD characters have just been sitting in my drafts for idk how long

Like this is probably one of the best drawings I have ever made and Im not even done with it??? Like I've done our human paladin a disservice by not even drawing her armor. And my tabaxi druid? bro looks so naked right now and is missing his left arm (also is it obivous I used to be a warrior cats kid? I still kind of am a warrior cats kid actually)

And dont even get me startet on the fact that I still need to figure out how to draw my boyfriends characters.

I've tried to draw him so many times and every time I just start to hate the drawing even more.

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I may not be a woman but I am born with female rage and I never feel it more than when I see a cis man

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“if women want equality then they should be drafted” what if — just hear me out — what if nobody should be drafted. not even *looks behind my shoulder* not even men.

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sometimes reading the comments is worth it

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I love "gender bending" characters but HATE HATE HATE designs where canon buff dudes are wispy little fairy ladies and canon tiny women are beefy ass male linebackers. If you're not in it for JACKED WOMEN and TWINKS then what's what's FUCKING point

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Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift

Money

Fourteen billion dollars

Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth

Suitcase full of money

Cool looking rock

Scratching post for me to sink my claws into

An albino elephant

The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall

Uncooked rice

A cup full of blood

100k in cash

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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

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we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead