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I don't know what to say. Chris Pratt should get blacklisted from the industry. He didn't try at all to sound like mario. This motherfucker isn't trying *at all.* I kinda hate him now. Laziness exists but it's all located inside of Chris Pratt. If you like Chris Pratt, I hate you, and if you are Chris Pratt, I hate you. If you're Nintendo. Burn down

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since i transitioned into a man taylor swift is the last straight woman thing i have. be honest guys she is THE straight culture. she is the white woman. she is every girl who wants a gay best friend but doesnt like lesbians

are y'all like. are you well.

this is roughly the equivalent of crawling around on the floor of a mcdonalds sucking up crumbs. through a straw.

like this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read but it’s also pathetic just listen to music by an actual dyke???

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love my terrible wife who wants to kill me so so  bad

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“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

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usa texas fairy tail

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

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Sorry my Irish pals x

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a customer just came in and ordered a flat white with six (6) shots in it. for clarity thats like.. a full cup of espresso with maybe an inch of milk sitting on top. this mf is trying to meet the hat man

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too tired to make a post with real words so here's a meme

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Fuck you if you compare January 6 to 9/11

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[Image description - Images of the asexual, intersex, genderfluid, genderqueer, aromantic, maverique, nonbinary, ply, pan and agender pride flags with the text: REMEMBER THE PLUS IN LGBT+. End description.]

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i get straighter every day

Decades of "being LGBT is not a choice" and somehow we ended up here:

Do these people not understand this is the exact rhetoric used by homophobes and transphobes n shit?

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what the fuck...

I want to know which thirsty furry government employee sanctioned that buttcrack.

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one time I got in a twitter argument I didn't really have any investment in so I drew an mspaint doodle of myself as christ on the cross and for some reason that didn't deescalate the argument

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list of very normal things to say