catboyprincess1005 - Tumblr blog

[catboyprincess1005]

Inflation is so fucking bad we're fantasizing about stalkers leaving groceries

[catboyprincess1005]

[catboyprincess1005]

isnt it cool how the brain is like a wet computer

[catboyprincess1005]

The original text for this was already really funny

[catboyprincess1005]

why didn’t you stop 9/11

what the fuck did you want me to do i have spider powers

[catboyprincess1005]

One time Jerma said he thought hatsune miku was 7-8 feet tall and now that's all I can think about.

Imagine giant animatronic miku. Made large so she can be seen on stage. She is tended to by her many stagehands. Huzzah.

[catboyprincess1005]

if a supervillain said "you wont kill me thatd make you just like me" i would simply say "no it wouldnt id be saving millions of people" and the villain would say "but youd be dooming yourself. could you really live knowing youre a killer" and id say "well id certainly have trouble. ill probably be very sad about it. definitely a lot to unpack" and theyd say "so you wont do it" and id say "oh no im still gonna" and theyd say "what" and id say "youre a supervillain responsible for countless deaths and yet here you are desperately trying to bargain for your life. you want to live. which means you can easily live with yourself after being responsible for countless deaths. i, on the other hand, will at the very least have tremendous difficulty with even killing just one person and at worst might just jump out a window right after i do it. the very nature of this whole conversation about whether we are the same has proven to me we are very much not the same and i am certain killing you to save millions is the morally correct decision here" and theyd say "what" and id say "get killed idiot"

[catboyprincess1005]

@heropartnerweek Day 5 - Favorite Scene

“I knew that Calrys wasn’t involved! I knew it!”

[catboyprincess1005]

[catboyprincess1005]

[catboyprincess1005]

Are you already on your way? I've come with you this far, I'm never really lost, Our paths will surely cross.

[catboyprincess1005]

Kasane Teto and her personal heaven!!!!! ✨🍞🥐🥨🥖🥯🧁

[catboyprincess1005]

RIP Kabosu, who inspired one of the most influential memes of all time; Doge.

2/11/2005 - 24/5/24

[catboyprincess1005]

Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

[catboyprincess1005]

[catboyprincess1005]

sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

[catboyprincess1005]