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ok………

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Odysseus: "Mercy? Mercy!? My mercy has long since drowned, it died to bring me home, and as long as you're around, my family's fate is left unknown-"

Odysseus 15 minutes later: "Penelope would you still love me if I was a worm?🥺👉🏻👈🏻"

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Godzilla vs. Spider-Man #1 (2025)

written by Joe Kelly art by Nick Bradshaw & Rachelle Rosenberg

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update: literally as i was making this post they responded

i just ended up blocking them bc i’m not gonna debate ppl who actually believe shit like this

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i pretty much had to physically restrain myself from commenting on… all of that… 😬 but i tried to at least respond on topic

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i pretty much had to physically restrain myself from commenting on… all of that… 😬 but i tried to at least respond on topic

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did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

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I love when an IP is so fucking old and ironclad and its core modern audience is so indecipherable and hard to easily segment that their social team just does whatever

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fossil record patisserie

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I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

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shout out to Facebook for showing me the best post I've ever seen. really thought I'd have found this on tumblr

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People who hate Frodo Baggins are my enemy. "He didn't do anything and was useless"--yeah, okay, so what you're not understanding is that he was the sacrificial lamb. He endured physical, mental, and emotional torment that got worse and worse as his will broke. Everyone knew this. EVERYONE KNEW THIS. That's why everyone was devastated about it. Because Frodo was the most innocent among them, that was the entire point. He represented ordinary peaceful people being destroyed by the horrors of war. And as a hobbit he also represented some of the last vestiges of magic in what was basically a post magic apocalypse.

Frodo was basically an innocent puppy thrown into the Torment Nexus so that EVERYONE ELSE could maybe have a hope of surviving. And he did that willingly. HE DID IT OF HIS OWN FREE WILL, KNOWING IT WOULD RUIN HIM.

Frodo haters won't see the light of heaven

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Had a dream that I drew this dragon and felt disappointed when I woke up that it wasn't real so I drew it all over again.

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I FORGOT I CHANGED CHERRY'S CATCHPHRASE TO THAT