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Langdon: Guess what I got her for our anniversary, Robby.

Robby: I don’t know, maybe some jewelry, or—

Langdon: That’s right, a clarinet!

Robby:

Langdon: Doesn’t my baby look like she would go stupid on a woodwind?

Mel: Guilty!

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when i type pitt, it always auto corrects too putt -> country club kingdon au.

mel (obv) member of a country club (my beautiful queen), frank is an employee and over the summer - quickly gets a crush on the pretty girl that comes every monday and wednesday evening (occasionally weekends w becca). he just is down bad and tbh embarrasses himself just to see her smile or laugh

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i need new hobbies before i start my new job. because saying i love watching the pitt i fear, is not it .

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started playing the quarry after publishing my summer camp au is crazy work. if u know u know

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tbh i love how (most of) the fan base of the pitt are just all horny 20-somethings. every character on that show is going freak nasty in a 10,000 word ao3 fic. and that’s community right there

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loud upstairs neighbours need to be eradicated. like why are u housing a basketball for in ur 600sq ft apt???

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THE FUCKING BARK LAUGH I JUST LET OUT SRE U KIDDING ME

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deadline released the first ep script of the pitt. got to langdons description (“32, energetic and eternally upbeat”) before Literally throwing my phone across the room. frank langdon my sweet cookie bear ooohhhhh

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no like. i finna be in the pitt

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red alert: wrote a kingdon best friends brother x hockey one shot. check it out!!!!!!!!! read it!!!!!!!!!!!! think about the implications!!!!!!!!!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65709160

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need a pitt edit to dirty work by steely dan. that’s an anthem right there

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mental wellness is thinking about kingdon oneshots i could write while on the clock

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age 13: staying up till 2am reading fan fiction

age 21: staying up till 2am writing fan fiction.

is this??? brain development???

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dearest kingdon nation, the queen of niche AUs is back (heeeyyy).

kingdon summer camp counselor au just dropped on ao3:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65692102/chapters/169168072

check it out here!!! come back and let me know your thoughts!!!! let me know if youve ever fallen in love with a coworker or if im just crazy!!!!

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kingdon community au? the people that get it, get it

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maybe it’s just because i live in dc, but the brainrot i have for frank as a hill staffer or political consultant is CRAZY. like it’s so niche. SO NICHE. but there are so many hotties that do political consulting. like he’s just another dc male manipulator. love him though!

i need u guys to LOCK IN.

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heyyy just read ur best friends brother fic and i need you to know it was absolutely brilliant the characters were so lovely and refreshing and all the relationships so addictive like mel and trinitys friendship was out of this world trinity and langdon siblings of all time and KINGDON!!! theyre so in love with each other and im so in love with them ur langdon was so charming had me giggling and kicking my feet and mel is the most precious human being of all time all this to say it was a banger fic and i loved it deeply hope you have the best day <333

i’m gagged this is so fucking sweet thank u, pookie!!!!!! they’re so in love with each other i’m SICK…

i’m writing another best friends brother fic rn bc i just am having a lot of santos and langdon siblings brainrot🥲 love them and they love my woman (mel)