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Just a little dark humor - probably gonna get me cancelled but had to share
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"Isn't it exhausting being someone you're not?"
"No! Isn't it exhausting being the same?"
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Hands up if you're sick of the IDF flying gay flags like they're doing this shit in our name
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Wrote a wholesome scene of Rick comforting Morty when Jessica rejected him.
Rick barged into Morty's room as usual and shouted "Mor-*burp*-ty! We gotta-" He paused when he saw Morty's face buried in his pillow, and heard his muffled sobs, he gulped and rubbed the back of his neck, he was never good with this touchy-feely stuff.
He shuffled over to Morty at a snail's pace "Uh....you good buddy?" Rick asked, rubbing the back of his neck and sitting at the foot of Morty's bed. Morty lifted his head from his pillow and sniffled "O-oh sorry, Rick. Y-yeah, I'm fine. Totally fine." Morty wiped away his tears and put on a meek smile that couldn't even fool Jerry. Rick sighed and rolled his eyes "Yeah, because peo-*burp*-ple who are totally fine always have bloodshot eyes and snot pouring out of their nose, really convincing buddy. Just t-*burp*-ell Grandpa what's wrong." Morty looked away "It's nothing!" The crack in Morty's voice wasn't fooling anyone. Rick sighed, he knew that if Morty was upset about something, he wouldn't put in his best effort, besides, he didn't have a frozen heart- ok maybe he did. But he wasn't completely heartless, yet. Rick sighed "Just tell me what's wrong buddy." Rick insisted. Morty sighed and rubbed his arm while looking down "Fine...just promise me you won't laugh." Rick said "C'mon Morty just-" Morty interrupted him "Promise!" Rick sighed "Fine."
Morty gulped and continued, his voice breaking slightly "J-Jessica rejected me, I-I know it's dumb but I-I really like her an-" Rick interrupted "Her loss." Morty blinked and looked over to Rick, eyes wide "What? C-can you repeat that?" Rick shrugged "I said her loss. You're a good kid." Rick stated in a matter-of-falculty manner, planting his hand on Morty's back. "Look, don't make a b-*burp*-ig deal out of this ok? I'm just stati-*burp*-ng facts ok? You're pretty loyal and kind-hearted. You're also pretty compassionate, even if you do have a planetary mindset. I'm sure lots of girls would like to have you, they'd certainly be luc-*burp*-ky." Then Rick took a sip from his flask. Morty blinked "Do you really mean t-that Rick?"
Rick shrugged "Yeah, just don't make a big deal out of i-" Rick suddenly felt a weight around him, his head snapped over to Morty, the kid was hugging him with a big dumb smile and closed eyes "Thanks!" Rick tensed up, what the fuck was this? He looked around, uhhh what was he supposed to do? He decided to just pat Morty's back awkwardly "I told you not to make a big deal out of this Morty! I'm not saying it because it's w-*burp*-hat I actually think! It's a scientific fact ok!? Don't st-*burp*-art thinking that I gi-*burp*-ve a shit about you." Morty finally released Rick from his spine-crushing hug, and Rick gently put his hand on Morty's back to lead him where he wants to go, and got him out of bed "Now c'mon, it's time to go on an adventure, it'll be the perfect way to forget about stupid ass what's-her-face rejecting you."
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its funny cuz people have picked dates that the rapture would happen like hundreds of times over the last five hundred years. every. single. time. nothing happens. i'm genuinely curious about the strange psychological phenomenon that gets people to believe this over and over again.
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sometimes i feel like people forget autism is a disability. and that’s not a bad thing! i’m all for disability acceptance, im proud of my disabilities. but i feel like we forget autism can hurt.
it hurts that i have to put more time and energy into socializing than others.
it hurts when i need to move so bad, usually cause im overwhelmed by either my surroundings or emotions, that i thrash and hurt myself.
it hurts that i cant be in places that are too loud or too bright, which on bad days can be as simple as a small, quiet noise or dim lights.
it hurts that i struggle to tell when im hungry, thirsty, tired, etc. so i can’t properly take care of myself. it doesn’t help my insomnia and i get very nauseas and get UTIs.
i 100% believe in autism acceptance. i don’t want a cure. but i also want us the acknowledge that it can hurt. it doesn’t mean my entire life will hurt, but some parts will. and i want a community where we can see both sides, see the hurt, and celebrate it anyway.
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is she… you know… [makes sword swinging motion] a lesbian…???
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Hey guys I figured out how my school bullies knew I was weird
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Autism acceptance includes accepting all autistic manners of communication.
That means supporting autistic people who talk in a "very childish" way. (I do this a lot irl)
Autistic people who do "TV talking" (this means talking like a character from your favorite media,basically talking in quotes and copying their speech patterns,as far as I know)
Autistic people who use echolia.
Autistic people who are very awkward/quirky when they communicate.
Autistic people who are overly technical,or have very sophisticated and articulate speech.
Autistic people who mumble.
Autistic people who talk really fast.
Autistic people who can't control their tone of voice/inflection.
Autistic people who talk in a monotone voice.
Autistic people who use different kind of sounds,or body language to communicate.
Autistic people who talk slowly and draw out their syllables.
Autistic people who use a lot of sentance fillers.
Autistic people who use Aac devices,communication cards,etc etc.
Edit: acceptance of nonverbal autistics is also necessary. Nonverbal people deserve love,respect,acceptance,accommodation and support.
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when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:
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Idk if you want to change literally nothing about yourself, not even your pronouns, and just identify differently i still consider you trans. Literally doesn't matter to me. It hurts more trans people to exclude people who are happily identifying as trans than it benefits. You use she/her and like pink and skirts but also like being agender? Idgaf welcome to the club. I love you
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