transgenderismdiscworld, elden ring, tlt, ETCin love with atomslocked in a grand piano
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more of the bisexuals to stare at longingly
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Yesterday, one of my preschoolers came up to me very concerned, and said, “Miss ____, this book doesn’t have any pages!”
Now, this kid is only three, and I can’t always understand what he says because he’s still so little. However, he carries himself and has the conversational lilt of an 80-year-old academic, so I absolutely believed him. Also, like any library, not all of our books have been as gently used as one might like, so there’s always a chance that the pages of the book this kid was holding actually had fallen out somewhere, and he was only holding the cover. I hurried over to see if this was the case and he opened the book for me, still very concerned.
He had only opened to the end sheet, that blank page at the front of a book. I turned the page for him to reveal the title page. This look of absolute relief crossed his face and he went, “Oh, silly me. I didn’t look hard enough!”
I love kids.
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Greetings in different languages from the Voyager Golden Record that I constantly think about.
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university is like a video game. you can pick up sidequests. Youre gonna neglect the main storyline. youre gonna end up in a guild of sorts. i just looted a bush on campus and found a sticker
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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city watch sketch dump,,,







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angua the dog that you are
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cardamom, cinnamon, saffron, nutmeg, clove, star anise, black pepper, allspice, cumin, fennel, turmeric, coriander, bay leaf, sumac, juniper, fenugreek, ginger, mace, mustard seed, thyme, rosemary, marjoram, lavender, oregano, basil, tarragon, sage, chervil, dill, parsley, mint
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Mother and child training longsword in Chile, at the Centro Esgrima Histórica
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whatever. go my chronic pain princess
some assorted patricians and friends. i had wanted to draw a more serious piece about this guy's chronic pain situation and it quickly spiraled into random shit. enjoy.
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Something that I get chills about is the fact that the oldest story told made by the oldest civilization opens with "In those days, in those distant days, in those ancient nights."
This confirms that there is a civilization older than the Sumerians that we have yet to find
Some people get existential dread from this
Me? I think it's fucking awesome it shows just how much of this world we have yet to discover and that is just fascinating
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at the club fucked up on kerrygold pure irish butter
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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…
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The real reason why you need to be social is the best chinese place within 10 miles is an unknown hole in the wall with a yearly marketing budget of $15 dollars and you will never, ever find it unless someone tells you about it.
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in order to survive work you must have a coworker that you can just say whatever to
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Hannibal (2013-2015)
1x09 || 2x12
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probably turning this into a sticker sheet
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