"Heat, pressure, and time. The three things that make a diamond, are also the three things that make a waffle."
-Leslie Knope
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<big>A L I V E</big>
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A L I V E
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Snapchat: Stop stealing all our features for your app Instagram: sTOp sTeALiNg aLL oUr fEAtuRes fOr yOuR aPP
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NOTICE
I’m putting my grades up for adoption, I can’t raise them by myself
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NOTICE
I’m putting my grades up for adoption, I can't raise them by myself
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It was the best of mimes, it was the worst of mimes
Mime:...
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WHAT IS THE CORRECT FORM
<big><em>THE SNEAKY YUMMY STOLE MY DOG PIZZA</em></big>
<big><em>THE SNEAKY PIZZA STOLE MY YUMMY DOG</em></big>
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Denny’s please leave
I am allergic to eggs what do i do
don’t eat eggs
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That’s not gonna happen
I can’t wait until I am in that place where everything just falls together perfectly
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What do you call a breakfast sausage wrapped in a pancake?
a gourmet meal served to you by Sage Dining Services
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So today at lunch this group of people kept randomly asking people DO YOU LIKE RICE and so when my friend stood up they yelled that to him and it was scary to be honest I mean it’s not a pleasant feeling to have someone scream at you DO YOU LIKE RICE?
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Oh oh oh o’reilley
AUTO PARTS
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i aM EATING WAFFLES AT 2PM SEND HELP
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You would not believe your clown
If never gonna give you up never gonna let you down
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You would not believe your flies
If 10 million fireeyes
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