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crispy chicken

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magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

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deltarune is 90% silly jokes that are secretly character building, so by the time you get to the 10% that is character moments it makes you want to start biting yourself or others real hard. this technoque in literary circles is referred to as tonys trick

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Skips's design is ALMOST perfect.

He deserves snake bites. As a treat.

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kris art i love baby kris, they look so happy, i sure hope nothing bad happens to them...

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old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

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flashback to that one time a guy tried to impress me by playing bad time trio on his laptop cuz he found out i was into undertale

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Im alive guys

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Hello no need to post this or anything I just wanted to say I love everysingle Kerdly shipper who has more than 5 dedicated Berdly posts on their blog and everynight I give them a little telepathic kiss so If next time you’re sleeping (or getting ready for bed, timezones can be tricky) and feel a soft pleasently sharp little peck on your forehead that would be me, don’tbe alarmed si`l vous plait

To opt out of my gentle smooches is to betray the kerdly agenda. Consider ths wisely.

for your kind words take a kerdly shitpost in return UwU

NOWWW could i have made this of better quality YES but fuck it i was struck by inspiration and honestly it's funnier this way

titled: sleepover <3

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Deltarune Art Dump

Sorry for also being gone a while and not posting much on here, been tired and found twitter easier to use in the meantime 😭

Lolita Kris, Darkworld Noelle inspired by angel tree toppers (unfortunately scrapped) and Berdly gijinka

Susie drawings, a friend of mine drew her as a sukeban years ago and it stuck with me so I paid homage with the long sailer uniform. It’s actually my first time drawing her, I don’t quite get it yet but I will make myself get it because I love Susie 😭 i also gave her a bandana for auta

^ Mspaint spamtenna art I made for a joke, I tried running obs to carry out the joke but it fucked up my laptop and corrupted the file 😭 I had more drawings on the canvas but they went kapoot 😭 these screenshots are all I have left 😭

^ Someone put up the idea of “tennasonas” for out tvs based on how we use them, so I made one for my living room tv

Super tired, its 2am i gotta sleep now, I’ll try to remember to add alt text later

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Fanfic writers make Gerry too much of a normie. The guys mom was a murderer, his dad was killed when he decided he wanted to care for him more than have his Spooky TM job — gotta have some guilt from that AMIRITE — his mom SKINNED HERSELF IN FRONT OF HIM AND BEGGED HIM TO HELP HER, he deals with Leitners — yeah, those chucklefuks that mess with your mind — on a regular basis, his mom took him to see Spooky TM beings made of teeth and eyes and whatnot from a very young age, he worked for GERTRUDE FUCKNUGGET ROBINSON, his life is full to the brim with the dread powers, he’s aligned with the Eye — I do NOT think it was voluntary — and I BET he didn’t get his tattoos by his own volition; Gerry “I’m a goth and my dye job is fine and I’m so totally not gonna kms” Keay (I was gonna go with “Gerry “Fucked Up” Keay” but then I realized that Keay is just another word for fucked up) would NOT look at a cute guy and think “wow I gotta take him out on a date” he would go INSANE abt it first. And he wouldn’t break up like a normal bitch either. Let my boy Gerry get a boner looking at the Spiral leeeet himmm >:{

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*Takes long drag of cigarette*

Holy fuck man, just. Holy fuck

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LA NIGHT 1 WHAT THE FUCK

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yep… its a whole rabbit hole (its incredibly funny tho, we are currently holding a politician sexy man election)

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okay so there is a recent trend on german tumblr of people roleplaying as famous politicians (me included. i am one of those blogs) and in this post the idiot transphobes act like their dying. we make them gay btw. and leftist. or make fun of them for being nazis