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Disco elysium first playthrough day 1 is just a lot of Kim telling you to lock in & you being like oobh I got plany off time & you literally don't

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Reblog to give me a bigger dick and fuller balls

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抱抱/Baobao ("Huggies") the cat

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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Her pink room

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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.

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stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.

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for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language

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🔸 Grillhou5e 🔸 (@grillhou5e)

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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i uh think it’s really cool that you’re still trying despite how hard life can be

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[oc] “girl, you really got me goin' / you got me so I don't know what I'm doin'” 🎵

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I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid

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norse pagan prideposting