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they laid off the shrimp who fried rice. yeah. he’s out of wok now

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"whoa there pal! looks like your favorite web service is getting hit with enshittification. you should try this NEW PLATFORM, that is only mildly alike in function, has no stable source of funding, and is being ran by some people in their home office as a hobby. this will be a long-term solution for you that you can build a community on, i promise!" <- sentiment i see a lot on here lately. like. lol

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every so often I think about that one tweet that was shared around on here that says something like "you can't get in trouble with other adults as an adult". and I know it was probably in a context of "be yourself! don't listen to your social anxiety!" but even within that context. I don't think it helps people to send around a message that's that out of touch with reality

ever had a job? you can get in trouble with your boss (they can fire you). ever rented? you can get in trouble with your landlord (they can evict you). ever existed in public spaces? you can get in trouble with the police. you can get in trouble with the government, with your psychologist, your doctor, etc etc etc. these people all have power over the large majority of adults (and even more so for marginalised adults)

sure, maybe the power differentials that exist between two adults are not identical to the power differentials that exist between an adult and a child. and sure, maybe some people exaggerate in their minds exactly how much harm will come to them for the crime of Wearing Bright Colours To A Friend Date or something. but you don't solve social anxiety by lying to people about what the Real World is like

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we all got that one homie with a job thats weirder than everyone else in the group and when you’re all complaining about customer service he’s like “yeah i hate when they bleed on the chain and it gets all stickyyy” and you’re like huh?? and he just keeps going like “and they always scream when you bring out the rack” and you’re like hey do you work in a medieval dungeon what do you do? “oh i just do maintenance” and dodges the question every time but one time you were driving near his apartment and you saw him getting out of his car and he still had the executioner hood on and he was dragging a morningstar behind him across the pavement and it was making this horrible grinding sound loud as fuckkkkkk

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if we could speak with lobsters and understand each other I think they might be able to share some really good wisdom as such a long-lived species.

but then I realized. the problem with such a plan

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absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

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This is so sad they won't let it outside and it can't forget what it saw 💔

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it's so Weird how ppl STILL make fun of the idea of alcohol-free queer spaces just because an asexual teenager suggested it in 2015. it was odd then and it's odd now. Why are you mad at the idea of a coffee shop for queer people. don't answer that i do not gaf

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an underrecognised tragedy of AI slop isn't just that any piece of contemporary art could be AI, any news reel could be AI, it's that now just any video of something vaguely nice and whimsical happening in the world could be AI

this is about the trampoline bunnies

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Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

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some of the things that are recommened for vaginoplasty are so funny like. there's a four week period where i'm "encouraged to sensually explore the area" but "not allowed to climax" like okay doctor-mandated edging. if you say so lmao

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Haha, tattoo machine goes brrrrr

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im so glad Jacob Wysocki can now buy one of Brennan Lee Mulligans American Girl Doll Shoes for $90,000, it's a bummer he can't get 2 but even just getting one is amazing, I'm so jealous