Your name is ROXY LALONDE, and you aren't exactly sure where you are. You know that there was a FIRE in your LAB, and you pushed a button and your house complex is now situated in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. Which isn't very different from your previous state. Also you now have a MOIRIAIL, a struggling alcoholic mutantblood/redblood by the name of RATAKK VALJAN. You just want to wrap him in a blanket and hug. YOUR CURRENT STATE OF AFFAIRS IS SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT. For you see, your HIVE was EXPLODED by a GIANT JACKASS, SOLLUX CAPTOR, leaving you HIVELESS. You are currently taking shelter with your MOIRAIL, in a CASTLE in HUMAN EARTH in BUTTFUCK NOWHERE, and even you don't know where you are. So you use the INTERNET for talking to people. But THAT'S OKAY, because you are sharing the castle with one RATAKK VALJAN, one ERIDAN AMPORA, and the hive-owner is one DARKLEER. You have not spoken to him much. Since you grew up on CONQUERED EARTH, you occasionally SLIP INTO TROLL TERMS such as HIVE and MEOWBEAST. Egro you have a QUARDANT SYSTEM. <> suffspeare <3 <3< c3<
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You opened up with a Celine Dion song and then we moved on to your plans to send her flowers.
I remem6er
h9w when I met R9xy
it was thr9ugh a c9nversati9n a69ut h9w I planned t9 marry Celine Di9n.
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get a new one
omg
they made their pupas didnt they
welllll waht if u got ur own mini wine cellar
well
wine room
w/ a robot
or w/ a wine dispenser that only dispenses a limited ammount per 24 hrs
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omg
they made their pupas didnt they
welllll waht if u got ur own mini wine cellar
well
wine room
w/ a robot
or w/ a wine dispenser that only dispenses a limited ammount per 24 hrs
what if it was a warm metal machine????
ok but srsly tho
move the wine?
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what if it was a warm metal machine????
ok but srsly tho
move the wine?
it is a machine specifically programmed
it cant hurt ur grubs?
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it is a machine specifically programmed
it cant hurt ur grubs?
a) u spell robot adorably
b) it wont do anyhing?
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a) u spell robot adorably
b) it wont do anyhing?
hes bored as fuck right
get him to select a robot just for you and programm it just for you to chill in the wine cellar??????????
shit if he cant i cna
*can
so u can just do it when u want
but ulll know that its always tehre for u so u dont go overboard
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#first tiem talkign to old friend#are we even friends i dont know he seemed so distant i#i wanna be friends reallt bad#br ddirnking into oblivion
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hes bored as fuck right
get him to select a robot just for you and programm it just for you to chill in the wine cellar??????????
shit if he cant i cna
*can
so u can just do it when u want
but ulll know that its always tehre for u so u dont go overboard
catsandtypos replied to your post: I need t9 find a clear meth9d 9f regulating my 9wn…
ask kareem to get one of his robots to control the alcohol intake for you?
Hrm… May6e.
I’d really rather just 6e a6le t9 d9 it at my 9wn discreti9n. And. Y9u kn9w. Actually 6e effective.
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find me you bulgemunch
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where are you?
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i have my serkets ;3
*scerets
*secrets
>Man being a secret agent pays off.
>Which is what you became, obviously.
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moscow
:3
do u even knwo whaere that is?
[shore]
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hahahaa.
he broke up with me over the internet and didn't grace me with his presence afterwards.
yeah gonna go drink now mmkay bye.
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dang i'm sugoi
i took that homestuck quiz!
this one!!!!!!!!1 http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/rvalle/hsquiz/hsquiz.html
kawaii„,
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Who right now, is in Europe on vacation. And I figure, why not spam her inbox? I’ve done it before, but I’m running out of things to send her. So what I’m asking is for people to do one of three things. She RPs as Redglare and is a really good one too!
Send her nice anonymous messages because really, she’s a pretty awesome person.
Send her jokes about Eridan / Dualscar because she’s capesexual and makes the most amusing screeches and keysmashes.
Magic Anons. Just, Magic Anons. Make them as silly as possible. Additional points if you use the phrase “Dammit Redglare!”
Preferably, do 2 or 3, since she’s my Kismesis.
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>Weep.
i couldn't
c-couldn't
couldn't help!
wwhatsitliketobeaprince said: i dont knoww actually im in my neww hivve do you wwant to see it
you wha
yeah
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