catsandwitches

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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wondering if dan and phil have a nice vacation and meanwhile they are literally dying for rhe millionth time

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when will an upload return from the war

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but what if i read one of your fanfics and then went to your ao3 accounts and read all of your fanfics and left a comment on every single chapter of every single one and you got spam emails from all of my kudos and comments and it made you smile, what then? what if i brighten your day with my words like you did mine, what then???

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seth 😭

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Dan Howell is SUCH a fake hater he wants everyone to think he's a hater but he's the biggest lover in the worldddd it shows on his face constantly.

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y'all i'm about to go to prague for the first time in my life - but unlike phil, i am actually interested in women, so cross your fingers for me that this phlesbian's soulmate is actually a girl in prague 🤞

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GOD HES SO HANDSOME DAN HOWELL IS SO LUCKY BRO

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Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

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WE’RE ALL DOOMED!!!

daniel howell digital painting, as always.

ig is arttoemily

@danielhowell

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nora, I'm scared. i am so so scared of them right now

being a phannie is so fun, we spend most of the time going :( i miss them :( and then they pop back up and we scream and run away in terror like do you think they saw us . where are they are we safe. he's right behind me isn't he

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its one of those nights where i cry about dan and phil

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i was talking to my roommates about dan and phil's holiday post and one of them (who does not and has never watched dan and phil) asked, "are they married?" and i had to be like idk man.

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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

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seeing them so happy has just reminded me that dan went through a period where he was legitimately considering moving out because he was too happy and content with phil

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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing