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absolutely kills me that newly hatched scorpions are called scorplings btw. thats baby........

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i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest

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my observation from 2 months of kittens

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my convoluted spn postcanon crossover bs, explained extremely simply:

The Winchesters: A bunch of random bullshit, but hey did you know that ROME? And in fact did you know that CELTIC ROME? Mars wants the Winchester bloodline as War Vessels. Time travel!

CW Gotham knights: Rome has Cas, and they're going to use him to open The Gates. The most random possible assortment of celtic and/or greco-roman teenage Creatures have no idea what's going on but still give their best shot at stopping it.

Walker: SamRuby lovechildren, tedious dreamscape stuff, werewolf gf, "Close The Gates The Dogs Will Get Out"

Big Sky: Oh hi Emily

Fire Country: A half-dozen Jotun and their assorted friends & allies doing Jotun stuff. Sam shows up, then leaves, headed towards LA.

Tracker: Assorted Faerie MOTW-ing starring.... who the FUCK is this guy?

9-1-1: by all logic this shouldn't count, but Athena is here. Athena is not having a good time. Rome wants to open The Gates in LA. Chuck is back, Rome is here, everything is not good at all.

Countdown: Dog Wolf Guys about to open The Gates in LA, Dean is kind of possessed

The Boys/Gen V: Here's Rome, here's why The Gates opening would be really bad, here's Lucifer here's a new antichrist here's the Second Coming here's pagan gods here's The Fae here's BILL FUCKING CIPHER here's wayyyy too much of Revelations all happening at once here's Azazel here's evil!Jack here's Mars wearing Dean here's Beelzebub here's Annabeth YES THAT ANNABETH here's a guy who definitely isn't not Sam. Fuck You Infinite Overstimulation also here's another Campbell he's 30 years old has never hunted before and cries when he sees blood. And its all a metaphor for current events and always has been.

The Gates in question:

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i dont have it in me to complain about a homestuck renaissance. i was already thinking about the og comic more and more these last few weeks it's like i knew something was gonna happen. i was ready to revisit it and now it's getting a reboot. im kinda hyped

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Hazbin hotel toby fox homestuck animated TV show 2025

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YOU CANT FIGHT THE FUCKING HOMESTUCK BABEY

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People yelling that the Hazbin Hotel fans are going to “ruin homestuck” like we weren’t just as bad if not objectively worse during homestuck’s prime 😭😭😭

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no need to worry theres official homestuck helluva boss crossover merch

i don’t like it

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can i offer you some homestuck art in this trying time?

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I hope the Homestuck pilot opens the doors for more indie studios to make adaptations of works that are absolutely not built for an animated medium, I want Glitch Productions to drop a trailer for Undertale The Animated Pilot this september

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So thankfully she's not writing or directing, but anything Viv' works with too much turns out mediocre at best and terrible at worst so I have very little hopes for this.

Beyond that many of the others are Spin employees, and that also doesn't bode well.

Unfortunately, I am contractually obligated (kidding, obviously) to see this through. I gave up on her other projects as it's just not even fun to critique anymore, but this is one of my og fandoms.

This is also a great example of why I say Viv' and Co'. In this case, Hussie will catch the most flack since he's more directly in charge. So I'll be introducing the tag #hussie critical so y'all have the chance to block it. I'll likely stop using the main tag once these actually turn into genuine crits, so don't worry too much about that.

Anyways, there's your crew list.

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despite everthing, its still-

NO. NO ITS NOT ME. This is an alternate timeline where IVE SEEN THE HORRORS. HORROrS UNCOMPREHENSABLE.

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The only thing I care about with the homestuck news rn is the potential to torment my sibling with it regardless of if it’s good or bad

I cannot wait to see Dave Strider say slurs he can now reclaim (silly)

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idk theres so many people who seem to be over homestuck but just act like theyre chained to a wall and forced to keep interacting with it, implying that everyone who has ever enjoyed homestuck also hates it deep down. and honestly? not only is it annoying how much vitriol they bring, its just literally not true. like, if youre gonna be negative, pessimistic and hostile about it you could just like, not interact with it, yknow? its ok to move on