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thinking about limited life 💭💭💭

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The bird app has a lot of garbage but this thread really tickled me this morning:

Bonus:

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EEFO COLLECTION first one was drawn with my left hand on a mousepad on kidpix...

(and yes im uploading these just to put them on my artfight profile lmao)

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okay picture this; i go back in time and find a victorian orphan child. do i blow his mind? do i break his brain? NO!!! i give him warm soft clothes and a hug. he gets me wizard high off what would commonly be used to treat a minor cough in that era. we both eventually contract a deadly illness and then i bring him to the future where we get easily cured of our ailment. i buy him a happy meal afterwards. he’s my good son now. love you son.

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We all love the “becoming the very thing you sought to destroy,” trope. but I have a growing fondness for “destroying the very thing you sought to become”

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minecraft needs more birds. there are like two birds in the whole of minecraft and i find that unacceptable. where are the fucking ducks

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cannot stop saying “call me richard the way I’m the third”. I’m not even a third anything. can someone more appropriate take this curse from me

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they're calling it the healthiest way anyone's ever engaged with art

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i wish you could tell cats your food is poison. he seems to think the issue is i've forgotten that he is my kind and loving friend. the issue is Hospital

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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.

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hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.

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the Cain instinct

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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hate how they put all women’s medicine under the umbrella of “family medicine”. today i went to a doctor and he told me i had an excess of testosterone (well he didn’t, i had to point it out myself since i saw the sheets earlier and then he acknowledged it), and he was like “oh okay, idk much abt this (which’s valid), u might need to book an appointment in the pregnancy clinic (not valid), and tell them that you need a ‘pregnancy followup’.”

the only thing i’m pregnant with is the GRIND boy

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Alright chat, remember to be respectful about Lizzie and Joel's kid! Do not theorize about the name, or try to get more information out of them when they stream/on their comments!! It was already weird seeing people theorize about Lizzie being pregnant. They will share whatever they want to share. Just let them enjoy this time. Being a new parent is tiring, do not add to that stress!

That said, I'm so happy for them, they are going to be wonderful parents <3