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WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom itโs down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl
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waving a spring onion around is pretty fun. the blue haired dame was onto something
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sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies
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disliking your father for personality traits you have yourself but keep firmly repressed
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i will never get over the way time and the environment behaved so differently when i was a kid. a saturday afternoon felt so vast and long. i could get absorbed into the colours and atmosphere of a tv show. even the food was better. even the air
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No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport
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I have to walk outside for at least one hour a day or the big sad starts to creep in
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moral scrupulosity ocd affirmations compilation




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Wii smoking game where you pretend the wii remote is a cigar and move it to your mouth to puff on it and the screen shows your mii smoking. And the game is called Wii be Smoking
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