robbiewayn
robbiewayn
robbie goldberg.
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robbiewayn · 8 years ago
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someone: what do you want to be for Halloween?
me: loved and appreciated
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robbiewayn · 8 years ago
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robbiewayn · 8 years ago
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ooc. robbie/nathan
jenn!!! please let the irl disney princess and the most pessimistic person in the world be friends???? 
robbie x nathan 
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robbiewayn · 8 years ago
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ooc. robbie/mira
go weather team! :D
so I think robbie would really like mira??? I mean, I think he does probably get frustrated with her sometimes just b/c seeing someone show up for shows .25 seconds b/f they are supposed to go on really stresses robbie out haha even if it doesn’t reflect badly on him lol 
despite being frustrated with her on a regular basis haha I feel like he might actually have a crush on her???? but he also knows he has no chance and that frustrates him even more tbh 
also robbie is probably now the captain of “figure out if pete is a dude or a cat” squad 
robbie: *convinced pete is a dude*
robbie: *eventually realizes his romantic rival is a cat*
robbie: this might as well happen 
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robbiewayn · 8 years ago
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ooc. robbie/leo
I’m not sure??? what robbie’s relationship with leo would be??? on one hand i think he’d kinda like him but on the other I think he’d be jealous of leo’s relationship with zach haha??? but I think he has enough self awareness to know that his dislike of leo stems from jealousy haha and wouldn’t want to hold that against him but he still does???? so idk I feel like he’d be kinda nice and friendly to leo one day and the next kinda easily irritated with him??? sorry in advance???? 
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robbiewayn · 8 years ago
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*robbie does the same thing but w/ steve*
*cue new ppl trying to figure out who steve is* 
robbie: yes good 
omg but I love these two weirdos so much!!!! 
okay but omg I feel like robbie both loves and hates it when zach plays pranks on him??? like it loves it b/c it makes work fun and exciting on those down days but he also hates when zach manages to best him and he didn’t see it coming (but he also loves that???) and robbie is def always tyring to get zach back haha but I feel like robbie has a darker side and he’s all about psychological warfare haha like I feel like his greatest prank of all time was that 1 time he made zach think he did something but he really did nothing and his prank was just having zach look over his shoulder every second haha :DDD
but as much as robbie messes with zach (and even more vise versus i’m imagining ;DDD) zach is one of the few ppl robbie is super close with/likes at work so he stands by being the only person who is aloud to mess with him (well that and ben and leo. they can mess with zach if they want to ;D) 
OOC | Zach & Robbie
*casually refers to robbie as ‘buck’ in random conversation*
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robbiewayn · 8 years ago
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Robert “Robbie” Goldberg
METEOROLOGIST/TRAFFIC REPORTER
relationships: Zachary “Zach” Hall (best friend), David Costello, Miranda Gardner, Charlotte “Charlie” Monroe, Isaac York, Aaliyah Tazel, June Kirkpatrick (friends), Rachel Carson (annoyance), Luke Simmons (intern)
gets called bucky by zach b/c he calls him steve
overuses the word rather
“walking encyclopedia of weirdness”
got dragged into being the traffic reporter too somehow and he hates it
IFB checks with zach always sound like this:
zach: hey bucky, you got me?
robbie: loud and clear as always, steve
ben: oh my god get a room
you think he is a nerd now imagine what he was like in high school 
(drummer in the marching band, proud musical theater member, captain of the chess team and president of the science club)
if you need a last minute fact checker, robbie is your man like he knows so much random stuff he probably knows the answer and can cite his references smdh
a walking encyopedia of weirdness 
THE BIGGEST WEATHER NERD IN THE HISTORY OF WEATHER NERDS
to the point where everyone feels sorry for luke simmons 
he’s robbie’s first intern and he takes it SO SERIOUSLY and he’s so over enthusiastic and he even gives luke quiz sites so he can study the stuff robbie tells him smdh
cynical and pessimistic
has a v dry and sarcastic sense of humor
pretty nihilistic honestly 
i feel like he and david complain about stuff a lot together???
he and mira probs geek out together
talks in such an exaggerated southern accent during breaks when he works the night shifts
robbie: well, hooooooooooowwwdddyyyy. 
zach: omg stop. someone turn his mic off. 
easy to piss off honestly like he has a lot of pet peeves and he will get irritated with you if you annoy him and be kinda pissed off for awhile but ultimately he’s pretty quick to forgive when it comes to little things
can hold a grudge forever tho if you’ve crossed a line
has never seen the dark knight
"get out of my sight, heathen. we are no longer friends.” ~ zach probably
watches a lot of documentaries in his free time
loves hanging out at the pool like if he could live there he would
gets jealous easily
protective of his friends
honestly never had many friends growing up so the genuine ones that he makes now mean the world to him honestly
INTP 
his mom is a piece of work!!!!
his mom b/f anything important he’s ever done: “your successes and failures are a direct reflection of my abilities as a parent.” 
she put a LOT of pressure on him
is also aggressively obsessed with his life/life choices
meanwhile she spoiled his sister who is now in her thirties and still lives at home
obsessed with rush and queen 
hates harry potter with a passion do not mention it to him
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robbiewayn · 8 years ago
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Robert “Robbie” Goldberg, 27 (christopher mintz-plasse)
METEOROLOGIST/TRAFFIC REPORTER
relationships: Zachary “Zach” Hall (best friend), David Costello, Miranda Gardner, Charlotte “Charlie” Monroe, Isaac York, Aaliyah Tazel, June Kirkpatrick (friends), Rachel Carson (annoyance), Luke Simmons (intern)
gets called bucky by zach b/c he calls him steve
overuses the word rather
“walking encyclopedia of weirdness”
got dragged into being the traffic reporter too somehow and he hates it
taken by lizzy.
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