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Enemies to “ugh I can’t believe I’m saving your life” to “ugh we have to work together or the world ends but it’s not like I like you or anything” to “oh we actually connect pretty well but that doesn’t mean anything” to “I would die for you but don’t read too much into it” to “I’ll kill anyone who lays a finger on you” to Lovers.

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friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

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gonna skip school but go to school anyway and steal my friend’s lunch money during recess and have my other friend be accused of theft but then he gets exonerated and becomes a lawyer

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i think that the "i do not control the ____" memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is

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LAN party with the bois

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HAPPY MURDER RYOJI DAY!!!

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Girls on January 31st: Wow we’re already a month into the new decade I can’t believe it

Boys on January 31st:

Or, alternatively:

Boys on January 31st: I can’t believe it’s been one month of the new decade already

Girls on January 31st:

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look I’m not a lawyer yet but all I’m saying is I would be incredibly offended if my client handed me a fucking textbook about evidence law three days into their criminal trial

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Being a doctor in bnha must be fucking impossible you can only get your degree and hope you don’t run into too many patients with absolutely batshit biology

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The villagers in Fire Emblem be like I have the defensive stats of a wet paper towel and I’m not afraid to fight god.

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