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why is it my best inspiration comes when i have a work deadline and no actual time to write??
#me getting sidetracked from my deadline#oh look its a plot frog#similar to plot bunnies#but easier to swallow#lorynwrites#star wars fic#binary suns series#obitine#tween anakin
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did i just spend the last hour writing a poem in mandalorian for the mandalore arc in my star wars fic? why yes, yes i did.
hello, my darling muse. it’s so lovely to have you here again
#lorynwrites#binary suns series#i feel like mandalorians use a fuckton of periods in their poetry#or at least my mandos do#i was just gonna say my man-DOS#as in like my mandos do#but it just kinda seemed like i was counting male adults in spanish#so anyway#the obitine is strong in this one#star wars fic#fallen obi wan kenobi#have i used enough tags yet
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utah unite and get this shit out of my state!!!!


Sure would be a shame if this got spread around and he lost his job 💅🏽
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Mom, how do you do that weird foot thing?? https://ift.tt/39LKOid
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Jaskier: Geralt's on a hunt, so whilst he's gone, I'm gonna wreck a few marriages and sleep with some wives
Yennefer: Why?
Jaskier: He's like 85% of my impulse control
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gandalf relaying an important message to remember during these scary times ♡
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Have you ever seen a little girl run so fast she falls down? There’s an instant, a fraction of a second before the world catches hold of her again… A moment when she’s outrun every doubt and fear she’s ever had about herself and she flies. In that one moment, every little girl flies. —Captain Marvel Vol 8 #1
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I know
#star wars#han solo#ben solo#i love you i know#how many ways can this site break my heart before i die
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Day 24093 This is my house. I won’t allow anyone to harm it. There should have been no more intruders after the last one. I do not want these people here. They will leave-
Day 24095 They are siblings. They are loud. Always singing and talking and stomping. As if they must be louder than anything else.
Day 24106 There are bolts on the door now. Bolts and hideous, gaudy new locks. How dare they-
Night 24112 I was going to fill the night with terrors. But he woke up screaming before I began. She came running from the other room. They sleep right across the hall from each other, with the doors on a crack. …they are young, are they not, to be living on their own. Was I ever so young?
Day 24129 She has fixed the squeak in the door at the top of the stairs. It never squeaked when I still lived.
Day 24121 The noise of the doorbell scares them. But they get so many deliveries. It is a good bell. It has worked all these years- I can see one of the men coming now with his packages, trudging up to the door. …perhaps if I knock before he is here, they will come and look before he can sound the bell.
Day 24114 He is planting flowers in boxes on my windowsills. I always wished I could have some flowers.
Night 24137 She is afraid of the dark. I could see it in her eyes when she got out of bed. …I lit the lamps for her.
Day 24142 They have moved the couch to the sun spot a little to the right of the window. That is where I used to have my armchair. It is the only sensible place for it.
Day 24163 Sometimes the noises of the world are suddenly too much for him. He winces and tries not to sway his head. This is my house. …I can keep it calm and quiet for a while.
Day 24178 She just got a phone call and now they are both laughing. Laughter is a good sound, isn’t it. They said this house has been good luck…
Night 24205 They are singing in our kitchen. He found my cookbook in the gap at the back of the kitchen cabinet and now they are trying to cook. They wanted to start with the soufflé. They don’t even know how to make béchamel! I turned the page to the casserole instead.
Day 24236 This is my house. These are my boarders. I won’t allow anyone to harm them.
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STAR WARS: REVENGE OF THE SITH:
“Did you press the stop button? “No. Did you?” “There’s more than one way out of here.” “We don’t want to get out. We want to get moving. “
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love how merry and pippin just join sam and frodo. they just literally run into him after stealing vegetables, see some nazgul, and go “oh, sick. we’re in!” without, like, any preparation whatsoever. no going home and packing, no letting their family know they’re gonna be gone for an indeterminate amount of time. just them, their carrots, and a grand total of one brain cell. legends.
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scene taken about five minutes before all hell breaks loose at the salt and pepper tavern
dandelion and yen team up to drive their witcher absolutely bonkers
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everyone who reblogs this before 03-30-2020 gets a book recommendation based on their blog in their inbox
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