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Shadow the Hedgehog, more like, Shadow the Bone

Shadow and Bone more like Shadow and the Hedgehog

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TOUCH THE ELEPHANT AND SEE WHAT HAUNTS YOUR HEART

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Shadow and Bone more like Shadow and the Hedgehog

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Nashville boy shocks Buddy's BBQ cashier by ordering in perfect Appalachian

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Jeff Bezos, in his infinite hubris, made a reboot of Hanna without the Chemical Brothers. Jeff, Hanna was an extended Chemical Brothers music video! Moron!

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I watched Princess Mononoke for the first time around 10 years ago, and it is not an understatement to say it changed me

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There needs to be a Pokemon game where you play as a trainer from Unova who moves to Kalos but she doesn't even speak the language

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Eating pickled onions for breakfast. Looks like tapeworms, tastes like clean kitchen floors. Can't be beat.

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Please check out my new manga,

Don't Go "Woke", Miss Nagtoro!

(C) Viz Media 2023

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You gotta hand it to him, he was right that no one man should have all that power

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He said no one has to know what we do

My food is in my mouth

My mouth is eating food

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Two toddler boys absolutely begging me to read Compline every night so they can shout and run around in circles the entire time

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I've got a new dance for y'all called the shoulder boy

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Nah she dreamin bout that Loch Ness Monster

Lucia Dovičáková — Dreaming About Death on Pink Sofa (oil, canvas, 2022)