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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35
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youve heard of 'california sober'.. get ready for 'portland monogamous'
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Guards? That man holds virtue like a font, and wisdom like a well. Seize and milk him.
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i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam
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why are teen girls this hysterically funny for no reason
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Single artwork for the Galen Tipton and Shmu single “Fantasia Hyperion” out now on Orange Milk Records
full record “dewCLAWS” to be released 6/27
digital collage and illustration
(2025)
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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]
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If brokeback mountain got made these days they'd be 2 tech bros trying to do a startup
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