cauldroncreations

[cauldroncreations]

[cauldroncreations]

[cauldroncreations]

[cauldroncreations]

may have secured funding

[cauldroncreations]

Belting along to a song in the car and imagining that if a kidnapper was in my backseat he would probably definitely not kidnap me anymore because I am such a beautiful and talented creature as if I haven't been ripping ass the entire car ride

[cauldroncreations]

went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’

and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL

[cauldroncreations]

when white ppl use the white emojis:

[cauldroncreations]

i know this gets said a lot but theres are some wojack variations that are so extremely strange i genuinely struggle to imagine what possible use they could have served in conversation

[cauldroncreations]

let’s lay flat on our ovoidal mama

[cauldroncreations]

Let’s be shown off by mama

[cauldroncreations]

My most problematic exclusionary unclebrained sports fan take is that you should be actively praying for other teams players to break their legs. You should be on your knees begging for their own knees to crumble into dust at the mere sight of your stadium. You should want them to die.

[cauldroncreations]

sports & body from sporarts on ig

[cauldroncreations]

Mama cat gargoyle

Cat with a kitten statue on the roof of the castle of Château de Pierrefonds, France. It was built between 1393-1407.

[cauldroncreations]

[cauldroncreations]

[cauldroncreations]

"the world is your oyster" is a weird phrase. oysters are largely out of my control

[cauldroncreations]

i thought watching breaking bad would make this picture make more sense and it did not. who made yhis and why. why would you make huell a star