cautious-adventure
cautious-adventure
Aphrodite Made Me Do It
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Hey, I 'm Cristian. |22|NJ|Lesbean
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cautious-adventure · 2 years ago
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if ur a terf unfollow me and know that i hate you
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cautious-adventure · 3 years ago
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cautious-adventure · 3 years ago
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That strap from behind and vibrator on the clit combo will have them face down on the mattress with no thoughts
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cautious-adventure · 3 years ago
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Uncensored
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cautious-adventure · 3 years ago
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When the joke goes too far and you end up a girl
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cautious-adventure · 4 years ago
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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.
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cautious-adventure · 4 years ago
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cautious-adventure · 4 years ago
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cautious-adventure · 5 years ago
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i am very pro “love is the most important thing to put into your cooking” but also. please season your shit
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cautious-adventure · 5 years ago
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friendly reminders with stock photos
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cautious-adventure · 5 years ago
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leftist antisemites are really everywhere on this hellsite making & reblogging their posts like “the Jews have too much power and privilege and actually their very recent genocide was not that bad compared to what my group experiences and antisemitism doesn’t even exist in my country and especially not in liberal spaces”
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cautious-adventure · 5 years ago
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What was your favorite episode of Bly Manor and why was it Episode 8?
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cautious-adventure · 5 years ago
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Beginning of the game: fucking die Abby!!!
Revenge tour starts: must fucking kill Abby!
Starts playing as Abby: Die mother fucker die!!
*Lev and Yara exist*
Me:....god damn it alright I have two new kids
*Abby is a fucked up goofball with dad jokes*
Me: Oh fucking shit she's as much of a dumbass as Ellie. Four, I got four fucking kids
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cautious-adventure · 5 years ago
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reblog and add in the tags what’s an old and/or totally basic video game that you just love regardless of how pathetic the graphics/gameplay is?
and don’t be saying shit like crash bandicoot or spyro or zelda, i mean games that seemed to exist in a vacuum with you, and you didn’t even know anyone else who played it. bonus points if you found it in a secondhand/charity store
for me it’s age of mythology
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cautious-adventure · 5 years ago
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She-ra movie but Glimmer has a gun and gets to say Fuck
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cautious-adventure · 5 years ago
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Ferret shows the owner her babies.
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cautious-adventure · 5 years ago
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I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.
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