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Reblog with your score

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'Giving up out of fear without being asked' is how MAGA took over the Republican Party.

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what do you mean normal people don’t get physically sick when they’re stressed out or when someone is mad at them

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Dani Diez on Instagram

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Is it weird that I want the holding cell flat? I wanna put my friends in there and give them puzzles to solve to be let out 🥰🫶

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what the fuck did you expect me to feel when you gripped the back of my head like that and sank your fangs into my neck? Indifference? Disgust? NOT sheer adoration? be serious.

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professors who have only interacted with other academics for years: “what do you MEAN you don’t know multi-variable calculus yet??”

professors with small kids: “thank you for not putting the lab equipment in your mouths when I turn my back”

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the circus was in town that day 🤡

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Me and my mutuals

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[meeting a gay couple for the first time] So, which of you wears the lace nightgown and runs away from the gothic manor, and which stands ominously silhouetted in the window?

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Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

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Sleepy 😌

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did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true

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I love people with like. highly specific accessory/clothing kinks like unironically. you mean all I have to do to drive you up the wall is wear something completely mundane, harmless, or a bit weird? fantastic, especially as a sub bc you get to make me wear it. this costs me nothing and makes you out of your mind horny that sounds like a win/win