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whats the most difficult decision youve made? kicks you

Ive made a lot, you tell me. i decided not to leave when someone offered his physical heart. ive changed the question every time i was asked how im doing except for the time someone wouldnt remember. when i coulda saved my kids, i didnt. i kept living when someone begged me to leave. I never delivered a letter. I followed my best friend despite thinking it was sketchy. i stayed for too long in a fucked up cavern turned church

most of them were mistakes.I feel. but i dont know if you should trust my judgement

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are you happy ?

Loaded question. How about this: im happy that im free. I miss my best friend. Im happy almost everyone is still here.I miss my kids. Im happy the world started working for a while. It keeps fucking itself up. im happy springs here. i miss my house with its dripping ceiling and crawling caverns

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do you think youre capable of change?

no.Been the same for 70 Long.Long years. i think if i can change its for the worse

id try to fight against that but... well i havent improved since the world started turning again.So

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is there any moment you'd like to relive? anything youd like to go back to one last time?

......Youre gonna call me insane.Because only i fuckin remember this. Apparently. but there were some timeloops a few months back, and it kept looping the same day Over. And over.And over.

there was this one loop where one of the kids right.Just came over. And we talked. and i said what id been feelin for a while.And that i felt like shit. And i coudlnt control anything. They just listened, and for once when i was open the world didnt implode.

or maybe its just i knew he wouldnt remember.I dont know

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is the rain nice?

.... yeah.Yeah it is. I missed it to be honest. its all been cold frost lately, plus it brings some beautiful fog

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opinion on non-red eggs ?

,,,, uh.theyre Fine ? You get into an egg cult once and youre marked forever as the Egg guy. (eggs are only good with chorizo.Btw)

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dude hows the divorce going

, Hi. Funny you ask.Before i answer i got my own lil thing- Why. ?

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do you have a favorite joke?

i love doing (this) uhh the snails. the snails.

a personal favorite pun is "A couple go to court to discuss who gets the weed in the divorce, they live with joint custody" i think its funny..

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is there anyone in the tea shop you'd consider yourself particularly close to?

.. i dont. Know.

i think that might be an awful thing to say but it feels weird to say im close to someone without that feeling being reciprocated. i know thats weird considering youre asking for my opinion but yknow

if i had to say... wren and theseus. And nerd of course, but nerd isnt at the tea shop right now so...

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[factionswap] what happened to your vines? D:

what vines? my moonflower vines ? i dont knowbut most of the plants around my sleeves are gone ? journal says there were some fungi in there too but i lost it

if you dont mean those im. not quite sure what you mean ?

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few hours I had my arc

wait wait wait when was the last time you got it (kingdom)

Why. WHy. WHy.

do you want the answer. DO you want an actual answer. Do you. I have a very lengthy answer. actively dangling it over your head

please say no please say no please i Cannot describe my sex life im a professional here i have a REPUTATION

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im on my way

haha whore

its been several years...im out of practice at best anon. Im not a whore yet

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have you gotten the hint yet Have you

w. whos blood

I thought you mean Blood is a person and i am covered in a plentiful amount of bitches and maidens. this assumption would prove to be false

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HEY GUYS

no no we all know you dont pull bitches

No maidens. No whores. No harlots. No sluts. No wenches. Not even autism can help me pull.

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HEY GUYS

[kdom] Any comments on rumors of a relationship between you and an outlaw?

A big chunk of the population of pantano are outlaws that accidentally stumbled here while on the run, and by then they are citizens and should be taken care of properly. Im not quite sure what is meant by a "relationship," since that term is awfully vague. Familial? Platonic? Citizen-Government relationship? Im awfully confused, apologies.

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Hey guys

do u think u’ll ever get bitches? (kingdoms au)

maybe one day, but to accomplish that means to get my priorities in line and just... improve to someone i want to be. i know i have someone in mind at the moment, awfully kind and maybe a tad too forgiving with someone lovely always at their side, but yknow.

im not known for my good luck

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the egg died. everything should be fixed. i dont feel better. why dont i feel better? im awful.