I’m tired of people acting like Zhongli is a serious and chill guy who would never cause problems on purpose as if he isn’t one of the biggest menaces out of the Seven. He used to throw mountains at Venti for annoying him. He, the god of history, starts fights among historians for shits and giggles. He tried to gaslight the Traveler into thinking he was totally not at the Chasm guys really Aether/Lumine you must be seeing things maybe you should go see Baizhu. When Qiqi wanted “Cocogoat” milk he was like “Oh yeah sure totally let’s go look for it” knowing damn well it was a wild goose chase. He made the Traveler sing to a flower and then was like “Oh would you look at that” when a Whooperflower jumped out to maul them. I love him. He’s like a cat pushing things off the counter to see how people react. I would pay to see him interact directly with Neuvillette because I know for a fact he’d get on that man’s nerves and argue about water tasting just to feel something. Furina used freedom from godhood to take a nap and Zhongli used it to give psychic damage to anyone who talks to him longer than 5 minutes. Iconic.
Also deadass what were the critics on when they said the movie has too much plot, this is literally the most simple easy to understand story in fnaf history
WHAT IF you were super hot (not in the attractive way, in the warm way) because you have a STAR that is also the CANCER OF ALL WORLDS in you and I happened to be a DRAGON PERSON who is COLD BLOODED and therefore needs EXTRA HEAT or I get super CHILLY so I CUDDLED YOU to keep WARM because I'm a DRAGON and you're super WARM? And WHAT IF we were both BOYS and we were also on a TRAIN in SPACE? And WHAT IF because I sometimes sleep on you because you're WARM we maybe developed some ROMANTIC FEELINGS for each other that eventually develop into a GAY RELATIONSHIP in SPACE on a TRAIN in SPACE?