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the inherent homoeroticism of pinning your rival against a wall as an intimidation tactic

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In case anybody actually starts shipping Fitz with Aida or ships ‘ships’ with this storyline.

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uhhhh so my new account that I’ve been using for the past year was terminated???? and I have no idea why? thanks @staff

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Good Omens | 1.03: “Hard Times”

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hey if y’all didn’t know I have a new blog btw

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*insert something about Icarus and Apollo, etc, etc*

Tbh I just wanted to draw Dirk as Apollo, because I thought it would be fun. If ya’ll like it i might actually do some more with other characters from the show, I already have a couple in mind.

bonus (ft. Todd as Hades):

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another Favourite Thing™: the way neither of them can't ever seem to hide the fact that they enjoy being around the other so much. Ryan making death threats with sunshine in his smile; Shane being sarcastic and scathing with utter fondness in his voice. Ryan with his creatively venomous insults that ultimately all say the same thing: "It's only fun if you're here too"; Shane with his mocking put-downs that just all mean, "I've never had a friend quite like you".

i don’t know why i’m crying in the club rn

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hey guys, more on The Demons Love Shane

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whoops

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smiley boy + his earring

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so i recently made a post about my theory that shane is a trickster deity and i wanted to collect some evidence to back this up.

-most of the evidence for this would probably also align with demon!shane evidence, but the main thing that speaks against shane being a demon is…. that he’s just not evil enough.

-he IS a bit of a sadist and likes to poke fun at people, but in a healthy limit. no lasting damage done

-extensive knowledge about historic events (specifically weird or funny historic events), as if he’d been there himself

-the way he talks is a little weird sometimes, as if he’s forgetting which time period he’s in bc hes so old

-isn’t afraid of possible ghosts or demons bc he knows he’d be more powerful than them

-probably has telekinetic powers, can turn flashlights on and off at will

-likes to challenge local cryptids for their territories

-can communicate with bigfoot

-the exorcism didnt work on him bc he isnt a demon, but it made him react a little. also holy water probably has no effect on him

-while he has a bid of a morbid sense of humour (the execution breakfast and also clearly thinks ricky goldsworth is hilarious), he’s totally not down for anything actually evil. antagonises demons more than regular ghosts and has no sympathy for bad people (and horrible poets)

-probably feeds off of mischief so he stays close to ryan who’s hilariously easy to prank and annoy

-the hotdaga is clearly the work of a supernatural jokester, probably his ghospel or something

-is mad when aliens get the credit for weird things happening bc it was actually his doing

-good at making up personas and characters bc he had to impersonate different humans throughout history

-says really weird shit sometimes bc even after centuries he still doesnt have this human stuff figured out 100% (the pickle stuff? drinks iced milk? is afraid of being forced into heroin addiction?)

i’ll probably come up with more evidence later, but feel free to add your own

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#get you a friend who smiles at you the way ryan smiles at shane

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“I was going to have a funny little model for this where I would set it on fire. They won’t let me have any flames here… So I’ll just narrate this, and I want you all to react as if it’s happening right here with some very good graphics.”

That Time Britain Burned Down The White House

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Inspired by this

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This is fun. Finally something I can do in school without being scared getting caught :O

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rude o(o･`з･´o)ﾉ!!!

i have so many demon!shane scenes in my head and if i had infinite time i would just go and draw a whole webcomic but alas…. have this scene of ryan suspecting shane to be something supernatural and setting up a trap for him^^and shane being (rightfully) offended :D

you can commission me now btw yaay^^

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oh my god ryan updated his twitter bio from “world’s worst detective/ghost hunter” to “subpar detective/ghost hunter” brb crying