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I need more!!!

assorted bad kids and co. hc’s:

kristen is supposed to wear a retainer (had braces for all of middle school) but is so bad about it so the gap in her front teeth has shifted back. when she does wear her retainer she has a pretty intense lisp

adaine likes to be carried (this is canon) but where riz prefers riding on shoulders, adaine is a piggyback lover. she gets scared she’s gonna fall on shoulders

fabian is really good at tying knots and is in charge of tying off the bracelets that kristen makes (he is also incredible at balloon animals but the bad kids will never know this if he can help it)

tracker hates thunder and loud noises (dog) and will wear a compression suit about it (gods longest compression socks + compression vest + weighted blanket)

gorgug is the god of “just smack it till you fix it” way of tinkering. the amount of times he has come ever the gukgaks to just give their shitty fridge a good knock to get it to turn back on… truly uncountable

besides riz, fig is the best climber of the group. she loves to climb shit she is not supposed to and constantly has scabby knees because of this (does not accept heals in the name of “kristen they look cool”)

figs climbing deeply stresses riz out the same way his friends handling guns stresses him out. that’s his highly dangerous thing to be good at, he’s half convinced if they do it their gonna die (he only expresses this is his little 😬 face)

when ragh moved to bastion city he very quickly became “that hot guy from the news” cuz he kept winding up as an eye witness and getting interviewed. he may or may not be a meme on fantasy twitter. this does get him on a parade float for bastion pride tho

i have more. these dudes just. live in my head always <3

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I am lapping this up

headcanon that in Bad Kids Cuddle Piles™️ gorgug sometimes mistakes riz for a stuffed animal in his sleep

the others have multiple pictures of an awake, very embarrassed, fuming riz glaring at them while an asleep, very unconscious, lightly snoring gorgug squeezes him like a teddy bear

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My beautifully nasty Viscountess Grabalba 💚🩶🤍

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i need this as a plushie right tf now

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The man, the myth, the legend..... THE MEMES!!!

Joseph Ducreux (1735–1802) was a French artist known for his expressive and unconventional self-portraits. Unlike many portraitists of his time, who adhered to strict formal conventions, Ducreux infused his works with humor, exaggerated expressions, and an almost modern sense of personality.

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Why did I laugh so hard?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

from “baths”, 1987.

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You gotta catch him

Riz: It'd be simple, wouldn't it? To give in to the temptation and just take the easy way out. Yet I'm not swayed. I am a pillar of fortitude and will not have my will bend. All will look back on this day and see that I never bowed!

Adaine: It's a fucking melatonin. Go to bed, it's been three days.

Riz: *hisses*

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I have a question....

Does anyone ever feel like they aren't eating enough?

Like I know there are people who feel like they're really fat (but they're not) and so they decide to not eat or they force themselves to be sick but I feel like no matter how much I eat, I'm not gaining any weight. I eat and I eat but damn I'm tired of seeing my ribs, I wanna be pleasantly plump again. I know I drank a lot of water and liquids in general when COVID hit because I was scared there wouldn't be enough food for everyone in my house but now I miss eating.

I FEEL EMPTY!!!!!

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"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

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can we all agree not to be weird when Nico Di’Angelo’s actor gets announced? if the show stays true to the books, the actor could be under ten years old, a literal baby, so let’s collectively take a deep breath and remember the actors are real people and the characters are completely fictional. we already failed when Annabeth’s actor was announced

cmon everybody, we can do this!

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Okay but, I'm actually kind of obsessed with future Soccer Mom Fabian. Like, in his late thirties/early forties, completely domesticated after years of adventuring and performing on stage.

Rolling up to Elmville's Soccer (Strikeball) pitch in his tricked out mini-van (Yes, he *finally* had to get a driver's license. It took him two tries.), designer tracksuit and sunglasses, an iced coffee and with his youngest strapped to his front. He and his family were ready to have a fun Saturday morning. And you damn well know he brought orange slices for his eldest daughter's whole team.

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Goblins have backwards pointing teeth. Not all of them, just a couple closer to the back of their mouths. That means that if they bite something, REALLY bite something, you're going to do way more damage trying to yank whatever they bit out of their mouth.

That is to say, if Riz full-mouth chomps your arm you're going to want to hold his nose shut and push INTO the bite until he opens his mouth to breathe then pull it out.

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welcome to my kurt x logan x piotr propaganda. here's some anatomy practice with the boyfriends

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Riz was for sure a leash kid Sklonda and Pok got a lot of dirty looks but the kid could pick locks and climb insanely high and is very good at escaping the arms at whoever’s holding him it’s more dangerous for him to be off the leash

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arrives 2 years late with a fantasy starbucks here's a battle wuvvy

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It's like I don't even know who you are anymore!