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The other night I was chatting w a girl @ a party and I said when I walk by myself I go autism mode to go really fast & she straight up said, “yes there is something called retard strength” and I was. Baffled for a moment like hello what are you saying ti me

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i love having the hubris to go 'sure i'll try that, how hard can it be' about every creative skill under the sun. jack of all trades master of shit fuck but who says you have to be a master??? maybe i want to sew a mediocre plushie and code a janky mod and write a bland song. im having fun. im in my lane. im learning and im thriving.

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kitchen nightmares was a good show

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ppl complain abt everyone being so boring/inauthentic/detached these days but the second u have interests they deem unusual theyll be like "waitttt thats giving neurodivergent..." like damn its so awesome that were pathologising giving a fuck about anything they dont sell at a tj maxx

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Don't you know your queen?

Ripped, heaving

Flower bloom at my feet

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I shamelessly stole this from Instagram for you

how many years has it been since this was funny

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white trash bitch cut me in line at Walmart so i swiftly un-sheathed my nodachi (traditional Japanese greatsword) and effortlessly severed her head from her torso in one smooth motion, showering hapless bystanders and her now-screaming (likely inbred) children with blood. i tried to explain what happened to the manager, but he refused to acknowledge the woman's shameful and dishonorable conduct and instead forced me to leave without even paying for my Monster Energy and pre-packaged salad kit. just another day in the life of the Grocery Store Rōnin

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Artwork and CRT display

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How it feels to be autistic and work customer service

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i was at a party recently where someone had popped a couple adderals and were talking very fast very much very excitedly to me that they probably had adhd because they were like, so focused right now and everything felt great and like yes that . that would be the pill you just took & youve been talking to me non stop for half an hour pal

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