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Webby in the other room listening to her brothers on their ritual zoom call

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What if the only choice is

You have to sing to survive?

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I usually dont do these because im afraid of my old art but this one turned out good (old vers here)

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A guy? Who doesn't like musicals?! It's more likely than you think!

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phone doodle

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some more of my starkid work!

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AITA for not being able to trust my boyfriend after he was kind of infected by an alien hivemind?

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guy wearing expensive business suit stops outside his office building and, looking distressed, repeats to himself ‘my normal guy slay, my normal guy slay’

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"he is not my president" bumper sticker with a picture of some random guy that has never been president

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He’s Not Vibing

(This is for a dtiys hosted by @ gianna_draws things on Instagram).

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ever think about how absolutely hellish apotheosis must be your eardrums busting and bleeding out this toxic sludge that is now all youre made of and the only thing you can hear is a a voice that isnt your own but its all youll ever be from now on

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I fixed them

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an office essential

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Paul Matthews is one of the most characters ever. He’s just some guy. An evil hivemind decided that he’s their arch nemesis because he kept accidently escaping them. He has anxiety. He works a boring desk job for an evil tech company that developed time travel. He hates musicals. He’s super horny. In one timeline he’s a clone who has killed before and will kill again. He hates musicals but he loved Moana. He had a breakdown in a coffee shop. He survived a helicopter crash by wearing his seatbelt. The general of a shady, secret military unit authorised him to use a gun. He had a paper round until he was 18. His only friends are his coworkers who he would die for but refuses to hang out with outside of the office. He respects women. He’s autistic. He tried to save the world with a bunch of grenades but became the bad guy instead. He only drinks black coffee. Absolutely nobody is doing it like him. 

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He’s a-coming, (Who’s a-coming?), Paul’s a-coming, (Paul’s a-coming?)

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It's very funny to me that Otho is like that. He's so fucking edgy, all about death, rebirth, godhood, all smooth and dramatic. Tone it down, bud, we get it, you like theatre.