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Isolation Leads Places

Yan!G1Soundwave x Female!Human!Witch!OC

Prelude/Backstory

Lilith Bishop, 23 years old forever, 5 feet 10 inches. She has long straight dark brown hair always in a ponytail, baggy clothes, converse shoes, people called her tacky, others called her a weirdo. The government calls her a monster because of her magic. Even if she never did anything wrong, they just want to cut her in tiny pieces so they can study her. Maybe if she’s lucky they’ll put her in a containment chamber? But she’d NEVER prefer living in constant paranoïa than being imprisoned in a cage… right?

Wrong…

She hates the human race, it’s not being isolated from the world that scares her, in fact this factor makes her hesitate at times whether she should surrender or not. Instead she just… prefers not to see any human at all. If they put her in a cage, and wouldn't show their faces once, they don’t even have to feed her or give her water, she’d be fine. But she knows humans will never leave her alone a single second if she surrenders.

Hmmm… maybe you’re wondering why I said “forever” up there when I said her age? Well it’s because she’s immortal… I’m starting to think this is a Mary Sue I’m creating right there… but no… she has weaknesses; her ego… her emotions, her powers themselves that can prove to be completely unpredictable at times… oh and she’s stubborn… but I mean SUPER FUCKING FEISTY type of stubborn. She will not surrender unless you give her something she will agree with in return. And even so, her trust issues will probably make her change ideas at the last moment anyway.

Being immortal has its perks though; she managed to be a pro at… a lot of things. Like coding, engineering… art like writing and sketching… yeah no she wasn’t immortal for that long… only a hundred years at max.

As for the “she doesn’t even need food or water to survive” thing, it’s true, she tested it, she doesn’t even feel the pain of starvation anymore, as for water… she can work things out by herself, after all the only limit to magic is imagination…

So… yeah that’s about it for Lilith.

Soundwave… oh that monoparental dad… where do I even start.

He discovered Lilith when she was being chased by authorities after being uncovered… again. She was flying… humans aren’t supposed to be able to do that aren’t they? She was going at god knows how many kilometers per hour. And again, humans aren’t supposed to be able to do that. Was she even a human in the first place? She seemed to despise them as well, she stayed hidden because of what she possessed; the powers of a god.

This human could be perfect for taking over Earth! She could help Decepticons into destroying this planet for good! The only thing to do was to wait for the best moment to abduct her. How hard can it be when you have drone birds, minicons that can yank her out of her apartment without a problem and Ravage! It’s going to be as easy as opening a door…

Right?

Oh no… no we’re talking about an anxious woman with trust issues who’s able to teleport from point A to point B without a care in the world, who had to deal with people abducting her many MANY times, who knows every tactic ever…

Except when it comes to Cybertronians…

Part 1 in progress

[cdnonymous]

Great… *adds the yautjas to my “humanoids to aroacelly fuck” bucket list*

- 💿

+ 1 to the monsterfucking gang

[cdnonymous]

So I was listening to sum Toy-Box (don’t ask) and I came across a very random realization

Normal?

Take a closer look—

Doesn’t this look familiar @transformers-spike?

Lemme give y’all a hint ⬇️

[cdnonymous]

💿’ writing masterlist ^v^

•—+—+—+—+—+—•

Silence is Stronger than Words

(Merformer TFP Megatron X Human Reader according to muletia’s version of him)

Part 1 • Part 2 • Part 3

Isolation Leads Places

(Human female witch oc x Yandere G1 Soundwave)

Prelude • Part 1 (coming soon)

[cdnonymous]

Heyyyyy @transformers-spike what’s up ^v^

Found this on Pinterest

I’m glad I screen-recorded it

Ig credits are in the vid? lol

CD out—

[cdnonymous]

Heyyyyy @transformers-spike what’s up ^v^

Found this on Pinterest

I’m glad I screen-recorded it

Ig credits are in the vid? lol

CD out—

[cdnonymous]

I want G1 Soundwave to bite me…

lol but like i’m serious idk if I’m ovulating or sum but like I need him to feed my biting kink

TFP Megs is a bit too much for me…………

TFA Megs is even worse lollll

*audible gasp*

TFOne THOO WAIIITTT

*thinks of Bayverse TLK Megs version afterwards but pushes the thought aside for now*

- 💿 goin’ feral for sum reason—

lmao - it's so funny how you're saying TFA Megs is worse when TFP is the fucker with the razor sharp teeth

Now I'm curious to know WHY you fear him more than TFP

[cdnonymous]

Hiiii!

I know that you’re more for Tarn rn

But like

Mini G1 Yan!Soundwave?????

God I’d love that—

Primus give me tiny Soundwave and my soul is yours

I wanna cuddle with him like he’s a plushy

I wanna kiss him all over

I’ll try not squishing him like a squishy tho

- 💿

Hello!!! I unfortunately do not know much about G1! Soundwave(personality wise, I assume he acts almost the same as most of his iterations just with a different design), I tried watching G1 but I haven't fully committed to it.

But I think he'd adore being carried by you A LOT, considering that he's been carrying his cassettes for as long as he remembers he has never thought about he himself being carried. And since you have given him the taste of what it's like being carried like his cassettes, best believe he will do anything in his power to make sure that you do, even when you don't know.

I'm talking pants pockets, the breast pocket (he's too big for it sometimes but he still squeezes in even if he has to cling onto the shirt so he won't fall), your hands, and also the collar of the shirt itself. (If you wear bras, that's his favourite place, what a dream it is for him to be carried nuzzled in between your bosoms.)

He snuck down your pants once, almost passed out in lack of ventilation, I.e his frame overheating because he can smell you so intimately and he was unfortunate enough to have been caught before he was able to bury his helm on your private parts. (He almost whined in disappointment)

Affection wise I think he'd be very open to it, perhaps even trying to initiate it himself, especially since Megatron is not there for him to worry about and Starscream bothering him and probably taunting him about being smitten with an organic. (Though Starscream also has deep affections with said organic which he hides behind insults and rudeness.)

But other than that, he is a very good mini buddy, he enjoys helping and supervising you with your work and doesn't talk a lot. Oh, I also think he enjoys taking care of your mini toys, especially if you have those cute fluffy animals or plushies that is small enough for him to handle.

(Now I'm thinking about a desk buddy transformers au or something. Inspired by this and the fact that I perch Tarn on my display tablet while I draw to accompany me haha!)

[cdnonymous]

Huh…

SPIKE YOU’RE A LESBIAB?!?

AND ON THE ACE SPECTRUM?!!?!

BRO I THINK WE ARE LONG LOST TWINS FR

(lol imagine us being split-sparks, AKA twins like the jettwins or Sunstreaker and Sideswipe)

HAPPY PRIDE SPIKE

As for my AroAce fantasies… I prefer cuddling over sex as a touch-starved human…

I feel like Dreadwing would be cool with it (but unfortunately he isn’t really my fav per se… I already have a fav human-fucker character and it’s Thundercracker)

Speaking of him, yeah T.C would definitely let me lay on his chestplate in fetal position as he tries not to squish me from cuteness aggression

Soundwave (G1 or TFP but I prefer G1 for this one)… as someone who has sensory overloads at times (I headcanon him as having them as well) I’m sure he’d understand if I need to be calmed down, he’d stroke my hair to the point of petting me if needed idc as long as he comforts me

Shockwave, as silly as it sounds I want both waves to cuddle fr I need the flat chest and big ahh chest waves to be with me after a sensory overload…

Ratchet in TFP, he grumpy but again, he’d help me with sensory overload since he probably has some knowledge of it as a medic…

Optimus in any continuity (maybe having to exclude Bayverse unfortunately lol), which is self explanatory tbh…

Thank you for reading Spike I love you (aroacelly ^v^)

- 💿

BROOOOOOO LESBIAN ACE ON LESBIAN ACE COMMUNICATION

Listen I want to be held gently by the bots and know that everything will be okay in the end

Catch me curled up in Dreadwing's servos staring at the night sky

Or lying on Starscream's chassis feeling like he's not so bad

Ngl I get more flustered talking about fluff than valveplug

[cdnonymous]

Hiiii!!

Yk the human version of loaf?

Heh-

I’d say hugging myself in fetal position (I actually sleep like that)

Or one idea of someone in the comments of that post (shoutout to ‘em)

The “reflex” of reaching for something to grab while sleeping, like this person said “spooning the bots arm while sleeping would give them error 404”

But fetal position or criss-crossing me legs would probably make them go wild anyway—

- 💿

We're giving them such intense cuteness aggression I swear

[cdnonymous]

Transformers brainrot so bad I’m starting to use frag instead of fuck…

But like… IRL!!

Also I use aft instead of ass lmao

Do you relate @transformers-spike ?

EDIT: *audible gasp* FORGOT BITCH AND GLITCH OH NO—

EDIT NO.2: GOD AND SLAG FOR SHIT TOO OMFG TYSM REBLOGGERS

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I know someone suggested Minitron as a way to refer to Megatron's sparkling, but ngl I'm kinda leaning towards Megaling

Megatron and his Megalings

[cdnonymous]

I accept this headcanon so fucking much—

…u think the steering wheel is da clit? 👀

More specifically, the horn

The more you honk a bot's horn the more anime girl moans you'll get from them

[cdnonymous]

heyyyyy Spike!

huuhhh...

I just read Bleed me Dry in one sitting

and hum...

huhhh

huhuhhhhhh

I am traumatized (affectionately) like this is soooo well written! Your vocab is amazing! Dirty asf but DAYUMMM THIS SHIT ROCKS... We can FEEL the human's pain, we can FEEL their anger as well... like you are soooo good at this bro

This is the best fic I've ever read in ages really, and it's a non-con with TFP Megatron. Like you write so well and when I finished reading

I actually out loud said "Dayum poor human" like no kidding

Even as a sex-repulsed AroAce like this was a big 9.5/10 (the 0.5 that's missing is because there were some parts I liked a bit less but it was real nice otherwise)

ANYWAY your writing is amazing! Keep writing (at your pace ofc) and I'll be the happiest anon alive ^v^

- with a lot of luv 💿

Ohhhhhh thank you!

Man, I'm impressed you read it in one sitting. It's one of those fics I recommend going for 1 or 2 chapters at a time, but wow - kudos to you!

I will admit, there are parts I feel kind of eh about - but I won't let myself rewrite them because it'll turn into a never-ending cycle of editing and re-editing

I'm actually quite curious to know which ones you liked less (if I'm not being nosy that is)

[cdnonymous]

Hii!

Since you’re technically a Yandere blog…….

Butcher Vanity by Vane Lily

What bot would have the same Yandere characteristic as this song?

I’d say Sunder from IDW (2005)

- 💿

Hi hello!!

I don't think I deserve the yandere blog title anymore guys, haven't written anything obsessed/yandere related in a great while...

And damn the cannibalism = love symbolism is strong with this one!

It would probably a bit easier for me to pick a bot if I knew more about mtmte, since I'm aware there are some fucked up, batshit insane characters in there

But hmmm maybe Shockwave? Despite the lack of mouth he kinda matches the vibes

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Bro

I was listening to Chez nous c’est Ski-Doo by Sara Dufour (she’s a French Canadian country singer) and I was like……….

WINTER UPGRADES

BROOOO

LET’S PUT SNOWMOBILE TRACKS ON ARCEE (w/ her consent ofc)

LET’S PUT A BIG SNOWPLOW ON BULKHEAD’S FRONT SO HE CAN MSKE A HUGE SNOW MOUNTAIN FOR THE KIDS (again w/ consent)

WE PUT WINTER TIRES ON EVERYONE

J’amène mon propre ski-doo pis on part—

(You said you could understand French lol mb)

(I know they live in Nevada… I think… a huge fucking desert… so let’s just throw them in north Quebec in Les Laurentides…. Lmao OP’s gunna have flashbacks from the Arctic—)

- 💿 who is a proud French Canadian 🇨🇦

I listened to the song and I'm LOSING IT

Listen I only discovered Quebecois like two years ago despite studying french since elementary. Dude, it's so different from mainland French - I'm losing my fucking mind

Bro honestly the idea of putting special winter gear on the bots is really cool - actually makes me wonder if it's easier for them to just scan a vehicle with it

Either way, I desperately need them to enjoy snow and live happy lives.

Megatron's getting backshots from Insecticons while the Autobots are having their family bonding moment in the snow

(Mon gars, de toute ma vie je ne m'attendais pas à recevoir une chanson québecoise sur mon blog bites de transformers, mais je l'apprécie beaucoup)

[cdnonymous]

Me when @jinuaei and @muletia post stuff—

i made this version of that popular cake meme as a love letter to my favourite artists, writers, editors etc who keep making content about my favourite characters/ship

ermm

I LOVE YALL!!!!!!!!