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Keeping on this: Baldurs Gate does, while all characters CAN date anyone Asterion & Halsin are both explicitly men who have dated and enjoy being with other men while Shadowheart is pretty open about finding at least Karlach attractive
And those are all main characters!
Main character>Major L O R E characters
So gay rep good m8
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If you need a twitter thread or a blue sky post to go from 30 words to


Infinity
You are on the wrong app
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does lily relizes that geing bff and beging a cuple whit someone are not teh same sure i gess theyr rar eimmler but somtimes it seems she strugles to see teh diffrensies i wonder if she veer had a friend who she didt wnat to fuck
CD-Orchard has openly regularly stated she doesn't seem those lines and has lost friends cause of it (paraphrasing)
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No, don't
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In what reality is KARLACH not a SAPPHIC DRAW
IN WHAT REALITY IS HALISEN NOT A DRAW FOR BI PEOPLE?
WHAT. ARE. YOU. ON. ABOUT!
Like don't get me wrong you can certainly say Shadowheart is basically tailor made for the hetero male gaze but I cannot see where her mind is saying the game is purely made from a hertero perspective... its almost like... shes looking at a character only skin deep... which is... the wrong way to engage with a game like this :○
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She's like those redditors who think they're experts on a subject cause they browse a page on it, in her case for psychology, like if she talks about vague unrelated psychological problems enough she becomes the authority
Like if you want to be a doctor so bad and are so into mental health go the fuck to school for it
(She's like those redditors... no but I really should finish that thought tho)
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So what, is Lily saying only she’s allowed to use “pickme?”
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Not Lorch shitting on an Asian YouTuber! (Crispin’s Tavern)
No no she hasnt mentioned anything specific probably due to not wanting to bash such a person so directly
Vague Posts are the Lorch Way
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lily aphobic arc next?
I dont think so, but maybe
We'll see how much this stirs the pot
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A PSA about World of Warcraft (and totally not a YouTube Poop) that Lily should pay attention to.
https://youtu.be/TYppa57gXc4
The only true answer really
(Nice Joke)
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Thought you would find it funny to know that Lily thinks that Thunderf00t, the amazing atheist, and Vaush are right wingers.
They is isnt they?
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Call me crazy, but I get the feeling that Lily already knew about Crispys video and just wanted to know if anyone else knew.
Im sure she searches her own name on YouTube every other day or stalks Sai's blog
Can't wait for whatever vague posting insult she comes up with for the Asexual POC Dungeons & Dragons youtuber in her next video
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So, as a WoW player, besides her awful opinions, I realized something almost sad with her post about the powers of the Champions. If she really thinks that only our character is doing all the work and defeating powerful foes (when we even got an inside joke in the fanbase that named npc would steal the kill every time🙃), it can only means that she never really played actual content with a guild. She didn't get to raid with friends and face the challenge that was provided and overcome it together.
That's sad and if she really just do raid once she can solo them after a few expansions, no wonder she thinks her main is that powerful.
Or I'm wrong and she had a raid guild but she has main character derangement syndrome.... (Oh no, who's kidding, she wouldn't be able to fit in a raid guild. You need to communicate and listen to people to do that)
Shes had streams where shes raided in wow...
But the main thing is I don't get the whole "you are the chosen one" vibes when there are a million other random people all being told that that your watching run around do the same quests as you, WHILE the game encourages the whole you being part of a bigger whole thing through: Factions, Multi-player Raids, Main Character NPCs, & The Encouragement of Multi-player Play
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I love that anyone mildly criticizing her is a lunatic throwing a shitfit
No such thing as critisism, its all fit throwing that includes all Lily-Calls videos
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If I'm recalling properly all those characters she personally believes shouldn't have been written as the villain and that it went against their characterization for them to heel turn fully
I think that's what she means at least...
So Lily made this chart that really demonstrates how she has no actual real opinions and she can't even remember the things she says from video to video.
"Cool gals who did nothing wrong" Lily in a video you uploaded just 3 months ago on March 16th you acknowledged that Kuvira is a dictator.
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On Bsky, Lily asked if "some lunatic threw a shitfit over such a milquetoast video" referring to the Playersexual video and like
Firstly that's already such a loaded way to phrase that question
And secondly you can't tell me she doesn't obsessively checks her own name in every search engine every day, of course she knows about Crispy's video

Love how "D&D Chud" is an established archetype in her mind by now, wrong youtuber, and why are you always beefing with ace people lol
Also honestly at least in tastes in PC you and him are FUCKING IDENTICAL



^Very chuddy /Sarc
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