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when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

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Shoutout to the maned wolf, which is technically neither wolf nor fox but has its own genus called Chrysocyon! Why -

why are your legs so long?

I mean, intellectually, I understand that it’s because you live in grasslands and have evolved to be able to see over the grass, but emotionally… why? Are they?? Like that??? Surely there was a way to make your body more cohesive and proportional-looking?

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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top three activities

- crying over spilt milk

- rubbing salt in the wound

- making a mountain out of a molehill

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Omega Flowey: No you’re supposed to obey me!

The 7 days left until Deltarune:

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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"So, how's the wife?"

"Ah yes, the old ball and chain."

"That's a little rude, don't you think?"

I pull out a wedding photo from my wallet and you see me at the altar across from a chain chomp with a pink bow.

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“what’s your aesthetic” it’s super niche actually it’s called clothes i like. hope this helps

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#fuck or die

content warning: #major character death

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Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

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me and this random couple are going to see sinners this friday

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"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

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grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.