cechell

[cechell]

hey my puppy fell out of a moving car today. she has scrapes/cuts all over her face and legs and possibly sprained or fractured one of her legs. she's going to be fine but i need some help recouping ER vet costs today. not to be a cliche but anything, ANYTHING helps so much. 💕

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accomplishments

me: i got my whole team off the clock at 9:30

you: :o

me: on a SATURDAY

you:

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When you open in the morning and see that nothing was done the night before… then remember YOU were the closer.

[cechell]

today was my last day at work after two years. i hugged my coworkers and told them i loved them and left the store and started sobbing like a baby

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cast members

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i love my store and all my coworkers. when i announced my transfer, i told them “i will NOT leave you until the end of the first quarter” and by god i won’t. my last day is 3/31, the very last day of Q1, and then i am hightailing it out of there. i made it to the end of Q1 and i will not stay one second longer!

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THE BUFFET IS DEAD

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yo a BIG SHOUTOUT to the group of 10 that cane in less than an hour before closing and ordered two XL pizza, one lg pizza, one XL wing platter, one lg wing platter, two mozzarella sticks, and two cheesy breads right when i sent my kitchen closer on his 30. that was super fantastic of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a real conversation that happened while i had the audacity to be gone this weekend

guest: here’s a pager i found uh. i don’t know what pizza i ordered.

manager: well i’m not seeing that ticket up here... do you happen to have your receipt?

guest: YOU’RE MAKING AN ASS OUT OF YOURSELF

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love when families order the buffet and i make the whole thing for them to get ONE SLICE

[cechell]

just so we’re all clear

shane dawson is a liar, a heretic, and a coward

[cechell]

enjoying the public response that i encountered an alien

yesterday i was taking a guest’s order and they were staring at the menu and the question they asked stunned me into silence and has been burned into my brain for life and i will present it to you verbatim today. they looked at the menu and turned to me and asked “so like, the more we get, the more expensive it is? is that how it works?”

[cechell]

yesterday i was taking a guest’s order and they were staring at the menu and the question they asked stunned me into silence and has been burned into my brain for life and i will present it to you verbatim today. they looked at the menu and turned to me and asked “so like, the more we get, the more expensive it is? is that how it works?”

[cechell]

closing kitchen is fine except for when u wash the salad bar and have to smell every single ingredient amplified under a pressure washer all at once

[cechell]

CAN I DIE YET

[cechell]

testimonials

our store was way busier than normal this week and we are nearly out of tickets so my GM hit up my man (we r both managers) and said. hey. can you drive to aurora (4 hours away) to get us tickets. and we did the math and realized that he would be paid his hourly rate for 8 hours, plus .56 cents per mile for 500 miles total. and he said HELL YES and left immediately. he gets to aurora, walks in, and there’s a cop trying to break up a fight between a guest and a cast member while another cop takes a manager’s statement. here are his thoughts on the situation as he waited

Hell

[cechell]

our store was way busier than normal this week and we are nearly out of tickets so my GM hit up my man (we r both managers) and said. hey. can you drive to aurora (4 hours away) to get us tickets. and we did the math and realized that he would be paid his hourly rate for 8 hours, plus .56 cents per mile for 500 miles total. and he said HELL YES and left immediately. he gets to aurora, walks in, and there’s a cop trying to break up a fight between a guest and a cast member while another cop takes a manager’s statement. here are his thoughts on the situation as he waited

Hell