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it’s always very nice seeing you reblog or like posts from my account <3 always a welcome presence!

- mettaton ( @therealmettaton )

METTATON FROM THE HIT VIDEO GAME DELTARUNE???

Hello, very nice to meet you, this is very exciting as you can probably tell!! Please come back anytime, you are amazing and I am a fan of yours.

Also I think the Tenna you talk to—one of them anyway—is one of my mutuals, that’s how I was introduced to your blog!!

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CASH APP | KOFI

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queen feeling up tenna and she's like Lol. Relax Bro and he's like "Why, I'm perfectly relaxed already. You think I'm not relaxed?" and she pokes him in the belly and she's like You Are Clearly Tensing Your Abdominals and he's like "I-I don't know what you're talking about. I'm as fit as a flatscreen." and when she keeps staring at him insistently he huffs and then loosens up his posture mumbling "It's... it's the tubes, alright? The tubes have to go somewhere! The tubes, and, the wires! Those new screens are just microchips and crystals. You can't expect me to keep up with crystals!" and she's like Okay Shut Up. Have You Not Seen The News. Bitches Love A Dad Bod. and he smiles a little bit despite himself but then he's like "Don't you mean 'ladies'?" and she's like No

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Being around the Fictional Queer Horror Podcasts fandom as someone named Cecil is an occasional jumpscare. What do you mean I don’t have a physical form and you are analyzing m— oh you mean the purple tentacle guy. Carry on then.

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queen and tenna making out when suddenly she's like My Fine Vintage Acid My Delectable Silver Fox Would You Like To Know A Fun Fact Highlighting How Much Older Your Technology Is Than Mine and he's like "Oh, no, no, Queenie, not aga--" The First Laptop Computers Were Invented In The 80s. Of Course My Model Is Even More Recent Than That. Isn't That Interesting and he just pushes her off of him and covers his face with a pillow and stifles a scream and then stares blankly at the ceiling and she's like Do You Want Another Fun Fact :) and after a long moment he's like sigh. yeah. i do

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Men, boys, and eggs of my acquaintance, I cannot stress this enough:

Nobody worth being with will ever judge you based on your deli sandwich choices.

Sincerely, a dude who had to watch like two dozen men pretend to find vegetarian sandwiches unthinkable in order to maintain a sense of masculinity today.

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between tenna staring at rouxls ass long enough to feel the need to comment on its size to just immediately playing r rated music videos for mettaton (with apparently zero prompting judging by mettatons response) im kind of obsessed with the implications hes like. a bit of a horndog.

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This is probably obvious, but just punched me in the face... So thinking about how the second you give Tenna to Mettaton and he's playing sexy music videos + going off on Rouxls in Castle Town about having a flat ass...

The number locks you need to bypass. You literally turn off all the parental locks in his Dark World. He's fucking free and just bouncing off the walls wtf I need to walk into the ocean.

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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You may like that guy but I like him in a worse and more perverted way than you

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Toby Fox doing gods work with Undertale by giving us the cunty ambiguously queer femme drag queen robot trans man that is Mettaton

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What was that. I mean wonderful movie yes but what in the world was that.

Might get silly and watch Lisa Frankenstein today. While eating cheese breadsticks and ranch, then perhaps a spice cookie or two.

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my hottest take

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Might get silly and watch Lisa Frankenstein today. While eating cheese breadsticks and ranch, then perhaps a spice cookie or two.

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time