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AU where Eda stayed married to Stan and ran the Mystery Shack with him. She was there when the kids first arrived. She's still Eda Clawthorne, she didn't take Stan's last name, and he didn't push it.

Eda: So, Mr. Clawthorne

Stan: it's 'Eda Pines,' actually

Eda: No it's not

Stan: Yeah, no it's not

I think Dipper would stick with 'Aunt Eda' and Mabel would call her 'Graunty Eda' but occasionally they both will just call her Eda

I think there would be a WHOLE episode surrounding Eda's owl curse, the kids tracking her down, being scared of her, thinking she was just a monster waiting to attack the family, and Stan appears at the last second, getting between Eda and the kids before anyone can get hurt, and explaining the whole thing to the kids (I didn't get super far into TOH, so I have limited information)

Eda: You kids wanna head into the woods and get me some of these magic truffles that grow near this mysterious and probably unsafe cave?

Mabel: OKAY :D *tries to dart out the door*

Dipper, grabbing her by her sweater: Stan said we're not allowed to leave work while he's gone today

Eda: What Stan doesn't know, he won't mind *hands them a basket* Truffles. Take Soos with you, he's probably a responsible adult :)

I think Ford would give her her own page in his journal:

"Eda Clawthorne, aka: The Owl Lady, aka: My sister in law. Stanley needs to stop judging me for dating a dream demon when he's just as bad having married a bird witch from an alternate dimension."

"Eda appears to have a liking for shiny metallic objects, much like a dragon, and much like my niece. She stole my pen and my watch but instead of pawning them off, she added them to some sort of nest. Stanley has informed me that unfortunately I cannot get them back until after she changes back into her normal form, so I am writing this in pencil."

"Eda has taken my journal as well due to the gold on the cover, so I will continue my notes on these napkins. This is getting increasingly annoying."

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Pokemon request: Kabuto with a little knife taped to it, please? [Stabby the roomba joke]

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leave the man alone

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Ohhhh I hate it

I desperately need it.

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i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

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I think appledash should have a son for one reason only

They would be like that one lesbian couple who had a sign that said “no boys allowed” and then they have a son and have to change the sign to “one boy allowed” because that’s peak comedy

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Internet vernacular has completely altered what some words and expressions mean to me. Forevermore, I will hear the words "hear me out" will only and exclusively as "before you cast your judgements prematurely, please pause and allow me to explain how and why I should be allowed to fuck this thing".

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! You can make any male character significantly hotter by giving them excessive piercings.

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things mairuma is about

- how education is one of the most important tools in fighting against fascism

- building and fortifying communities where people who are “othered” can thrive

- immigration (the metaphor has gone from ‘yeah I can see that’ to ‘holy fuck they’re gonna deport iruma’)

- police violence

- how the meritocratic system leaves the underprivileged behind

- abuse

things mairuma is ALSO about

- most ??? polyamory negotiations in the history of shonen

- the importance of art and music

- extreme cuteness aggression

- yuri mad max

- pathetic adults doing whatever the fuck they’re doing

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Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas

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New drinking game just dropped

Play Knucklebones (cult of the lamb minigame) and loser takes a shot

We're using the co-op

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god i love being a multishipper. yes i ship appledash. yes i ship rarijack. fuck it lets make em all poly

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Hyper fixation has RE EMERGED

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this is THE starco dynamic to me.

when making these memes it’s so easy to make stuff where star and jackie and tom are being weird or unhinged and marco’s just being the straight man (“straight man” as in the serious/sane person in a comedic situation, not a man who is heterosexual (this mf ain’t straight)), but he’s absolutely more than that and any time i get to show that in one of these meme edits is a good time :D