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Top knot. Sweater. Yoga pants. Game on. #5secondsbeforefaceplanting #nowrefusingtonap #somuchwhining #goodthingshescute #mamaneedsadrink #pellsofinstagram (at The Rec Room)
#mamaneedsadrink#somuchwhining#5secondsbeforefaceplanting#goodthingshescute#pellsofinstagram#nowrefusingtonap
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Took a Fraggle and a Doozer to @werockthespectrumberkeley today. Clearly they hated it. (I found it to be only medium hellish.) #pellsofinstagram cc @thefoliage @ashaservia (at We Rock the Spectrum - Berkeley)
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Back in the bay. Up since 1:30a local time. Leaf and Aria are getting the car. This guy is dis. pleased. #trooper #flyingishard #timechangesarehard #pleasesleeptonight #illgiveyouwhateveryouwant #pellsofinstagram (at Oakland International Airport)
#timechangesarehard#trooper#pleasesleeptonight#flyingishard#pellsofinstagram#illgiveyouwhateveryouwant
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It's not Christmas until you make your terrified children sit on a stranger's lap and tell him their dreams. #yousitonathroneoflies #CHRISTMASAPPROACHETH #bodilyautonomyondecember26th #theywerentthatscaredipromise #pellsofinstagram (at Hilltop Mall)
#yousitonathroneoflies#pellsofinstagram#theywerentthatscaredipromise#christmasapproacheth#bodilyautonomyondecember26th
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I speak for the trees. (Does anyone know what these tiny puffball things are? My thneeds orders are piling up.) #thelorax #mtdiablo #pellsofinstagram (at Mount Diablo State Park)
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Impromptu hike at #mtdiablo. Really close to one of the #donnerparty cabins! Good thing we packed snacks! This might be our new favorite rainy season hiking locale. #snackbreak #inthedonnerpartyyouarethesnack #soyoualwayshavesnacks #iswhatimsaying #pellsofinstagram (at Mount Diablo State Park)
#donnerparty#inthedonnerpartyyouarethesnack#iswhatimsaying#pellsofinstagram#mtdiablo#snackbreak#soyoualwayshavesnacks
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On an expotition. #alonglineofeverybody #itsjustathingyoudiscover #tiggersnuckinattheback #fallbehindleftbehind #whoneedsshoes #arialuren #soleilliliana #apollogaelin #ilovenames #pellsofinstagram
#fallbehindleftbehind#soleilliliana#apollogaelin#ilovenames#alonglineofeverybody#whoneedsshoes#pellsofinstagram#arialuren#tiggersnuckinattheback#itsjustathingyoudiscover
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TBT to last year's Santa photo. Apollo loved it! As you can see. #mtshasta #2014 #pellsofinstagram #tbt #itsthursdayright
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It was a pretty harrowing walk to the post office this morning. Good thing we have this #britaxbready aka super expensive luggage rack. (Apollo was on my back. I did not bury him under those packages.) Ooooooh man I want to tag everyone who's getting stuff but I also want them to be surprised... #lifeishard #CHRISTMASAPPROACHETH #pellsofinstagram
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WETS WEAVE MINE WOMB WETS WEAVE MINE WOMB xlike7 #okaria #iheardyou #pellsofinstagram #thredup sweater #marcjacobs #letsseehowlongitstaysclean #sometimesiwearrealclothes
#iheardyou#letsseehowlongitstaysclean#sometimesiwearrealclothes#marcjacobs#pellsofinstagram#thredup#okaria
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She sings now! Finally! Just this one song, and admittedly not very well, but I loves it so much. She has such jinglethusiasm! Thanks for the video @hartslattery #CHRISTMASAPPROACHETH #singingbaby #finallylivinguptoyourname #nopressure #tomorrowwelldoscales #latergram #pellsofinstagram
#singingbaby#christmasapproacheth#tomorrowwelldoscales#nopressure#pellsofinstagram#finallylivinguptoyourname#latergram
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It's this guy's birthday. Nothing I could say or do would bring him as much joy as what JJ Abrams has been working on. So thanks JJ. Really saved me some effort. I have been handling all the diapers though, and Apollo has been working hard today to make that A Big Deal. #sothoughtful #pellsofinstagram #gb1 #favoriteperson
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We wound up at @scotlandyardsf where they COULD have given us a bunch of shade for showing up with babies, but instead they gave us a semi private alcove room, turned on cartoons, and served us INCREDIBLE food. #lookatthosezonkedoutkids #pellsofinstagram #latergram
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Then @seangriffis and @raymvazquez were like the only awake passengers. #longday #pellsofinstagram #latergram
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Kid is living her best life. Went to the Dickens Fair yesterday, wearing her Star Wars pajamas, got her hair braided, made a fairy house, and ate hella cookies. 2.7 year old's dream day basically. #yourewelcome #pellsofinstagram
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This guy turns 33 on Sunday. I like him a whole bunch. Things he likes include #whiskey #pointbreak and #christmas...like a lot. So we went to #nihonwhiskylounge and then #pointbreaksf and tomorrow is the #dickensfair at the #cowpalace. Sunday is #santaluciaday and Aria helped me make the traditional buns, so he'll get #breakfastinbed #sortof. #pellsofinstagram
#pointbreaksf#dickensfair#cowpalace#sortof#breakfastinbed#santaluciaday#whiskey#nihonwhiskylounge#pointbreak#pellsofinstagram#christmas
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"My name's Johnny Utah." "Who cares?" "I'm an orphan." BEAT. #truelove #pointbreaksf #commitsuicidesomewhereelse #leafsbirthday #favoritemovie #thisisamazing
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