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My family are farmers from my mothers side and when I was a kid my gradmother said something along the lines of “If you can grow anything you have a pure heart, plants feed off your soul as much as they feed off the earth. Be kind of them , they pray to god” she told me this while taking off the spikes of cactus pears. Now I buy dying plants from the hardware store on Clarence and easily bring them back to life, everytime I doubt my heart I bring home hoards of plants to bring back to life as if it’s a test of the purity of my soul.

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Do you ever catch your pet in a photo that makes them look like there’s nothing going on in their brain

absolutely zero cognitive function

a rare biological specimen of dumbass

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me: attention! attention! i need it! give me attention!

also me, beating myself with a broom: you! don’t! deserve! love!

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homophobic rights

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im full of rage and dangerously stupid but god is holding me back by the scruff of my neck like a kitten

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Are you gay or Asian I'm confused which is it

anon i just want u to know that this is THE funniest ask i have ever received

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do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

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as an independent artist, you can’t truly reach your full commission yield potential until you sell out to furries

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we stan an NB icon

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Most Useful Information I Never Knew I Needed.

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Wand Massager

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