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priest/demon au

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i hate when i go to rb something and then i cant because im blocked. fine. fuck you and your true statement then. you want me so bad i know it

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Teen Klaus before going on a mission: Will Ben and I be going in this mission as undercover lovers?

Reginald: As I've said Number Four, this is not that kind of mission nor will we ever need such an undercover.

Klaus, sad: ...

Ben, whispering: We can still do your undercover idea, we just don't have to tell Dad.

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All these cutie patootie child Klaus everywhere

And I can't disagree, guys, let's be real.

But

Those creepy ghost boy Klaus who stares @ you lik

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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word

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as a kid, I walked into a closet, saw an enormous snake, and then walked out. I walked up to my dad, as you do, and said "dad there's a huge snake in the closet"

so he smiled smugly, grabbed his knife (I think it was a machete?), walked off, and then I heard him scream followed shortly by three panicked slams

it turns out he didn't actually think he'd find a huge snake in there, but it sure was there, and he sure did chop it into three pieces

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Where did all my digital artistry go??? It's all transferred to traditional!!! Noo

There's not enough space for lots of Klaus but doodles live

Yeah that's it

I swear I'm better than this guoys Pl0x beleve me

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Who comforts Klaus when it's all too much? Mr. Oswald, of course.

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hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling

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Who comforts Klaus when it's all too much? Mr. Oswald, of course.