Hello and welcome my small blog in the sea which is known as tumblr. Many of you have come over from my other blog Ask Dynamo Spark, if you have not come from there it's worth a look. As for what this blog is about it's mostly a place where I put down random thought and post pictures not related to my other blog.
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super old doodle of a semi-realistic peppercat,
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i just invented 10,000 nuclear bombs that never stop exploding and when the explosion radius gets to its biggest point it stays that big and violent for the rest of time. the bombs are the size of a car.
i also just invented an airplane with completely normal control layouts, but every surface surrounding the control panel is covered in hundreds of hatch release levers for dropping payloads. they are all labeled as having different functions.
i also just started an international air mail delivery service with the aim to service the most land area from the sky, which is why prioritizing hatch release levers was so critical (to make sure we dont have to stop flying to drop the mail).
i also just employed 10,000 people from the dyslexic pilot convention to man our fleet of 10,000 hatch release lever planes and we plan to start making deliveries tonight. with an internal storage capacity of 1 large sedan, theres plenty of space for plenty of mail.
i do not remember where i put my 10,000 infinite atom bombs. i remember i had enough space in my hangar for 10,000 hatch release lever planes, or 10,000 infinite atom bombs, but not both side by side. i dont remember how i saved so much space.
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How the fuck do i put my romulus mcdonalds pin on a chain im going to fucking kill myself
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Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.
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★ 【ストカメ】 「 Pokemon partner 」 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter
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absolutely obsessed with this old Slovenian coin with an olm on it. just look at it. no need to make more coins, we've already peaked with this good boy over here
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