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Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Cheating Evan.

Cheating Evan who?

Cheating EVAN-tually gets you killed.

Knock Knock (2015) dir. Eli Roth

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TWIN PEAKS | 2.18 — “On the Wings of Love” (1991)

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No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing bob dylan on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Bob dylan seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Bob says. All of a sudden Billy Joel come out and start singing “vienna.” When Billy gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “I get up in the evenin’ And I ain’t got nothin’ to say I come home in the mornin’ I go to bed feelin’ the same way.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see Bob singing “vienna” along with Billy, while Bruce is singing “Dancing in the dark”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Simon and Garfunkel walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

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its so fucked up that optical discs straight up rot though right? something about digital media just feels like it shouldnt be susceptible like that to the forces that govern the physical world and yet discs rot as if theyre an organic thing

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i am normal about characters

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whenever i start thinking this pops up in the lower right-hand corner of my vision

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i like my men trapped in prisons of their own creation

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i think i've accurately summarized my existence on this earth

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which one are we feeling today fellas

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if i was stuck in traffic i would just tell everyone to drive on the count of 3

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COLIN FARRELL in Fright Night (2011) dir. Craig Gillespie

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kids these days with their favorite character as their lockscreens… when I was a youth you had to carefully arrange all your favorite anime pictures on a word document and print it out to carefully slip inside the plastic sleeve of your three ring binder

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trans-siberia, desiré van den berg

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Things are gonna keep happening….so…find a way to deal with that…