centipedefriends
6K posts
josh • 25 • any prnsi 💚 snoopy and my kitty cat biscuit
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
bracket city is an awesome game. you guys should get on that
0 notes
Text
why am i losing the acid reflux war against a granola bar
1 note
·
View note
Text
the self checkout machine: would you like a printed receipt?
the customer: [hits yes]
machine: [prints the receipt]
the customer: [walks away without it]
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
x - lltbp boston ; september 7, 2025
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
Here I go again
Hi, everyone! I'm Kacper, a Polish trans bi guy who resides in England. I work two jobs, but one of them pays minimum wage and the other isn't a paid job just yet. My paid job has been really rough when it comes to hours lately, and my paycheck has been very slim. I have bills to pay, and it would leave me with only £50 to last me until September 23rd. My September paycheck will also be extremely low due to the lack of shifts I've received this month, so I am really struggling.
I am willing to do commissions (check @zihette for examples of my art, send me an ask if you're interested so I can dm you.)
I've got a p-pal HERE and a ko-fi HERE.
any RBs appreciated
223 notes
·
View notes
Text
The net worth of everyone in the room that did the 20 minute standing ovation for the movie about Hind Rajab would be enough to fulfill every single campaign on the gazavetters spreadsheet and have plenty left over to give to the sameer project
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
cats are like i see ur walking somewhere would it be cool if i ran infront of your feet and or ankles and got us both injured for no reason
95 notes
·
View notes
Text
changes my blog color to an ever so slightly cooler green
1 note
·
View note
Text
me when it’s dark and miserable pouring thundering rain outside

27K notes
·
View notes
Text
love this site. average scrolling session results in hardcore gay pornography, softcore gay pornography, three vent posts and one of your mutuals liveblogging phineas and ferb
12K notes
·
View notes
Text
fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan
33K notes
·
View notes
Text
Skipping the ad isn’t enough I need the liberty mutual guy to be sentenced to the chamber of eternal torment
11K notes
·
View notes
Text
'the submersion of pharaoh's army in the red sea,' wood cut, titian and domenico dalle greche; italian c. 1514-15, printed 1549.
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
oh heart shaped pinback button of ash williams covered in blood we're really in it now
1 note
·
View note