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Just remembered taco swallows a whole rope in the ii remake
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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be
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my thoughts on the sabrina carpenter discourse is that i think she should go full force into the doggirl aspect of it. 100% commit to it. it would be dope if a mainstream popstar just randomly made an album about petplay. also she should be wearing a leash and a pup hood in the album cover. please mainstream pop girl who makes songs about sex, start exploring kink. im not even into petplay but i think the concept would be interesting
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why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????
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Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La
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everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her
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