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idk man this living by the sword shit is easy
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I want to be a house un-flipper. I want to buy expensive houses and make them look so shitty it devalues the entire neighbourhood
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You know what? I’m not a simple person with simple tastes. I’m exceedingly complicated and my tastes are extremely convoluted.
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if a vampire kidnaps me and steals me away to their lair then DO NOT attempt to slay them and rescue me they caught ME slipping okay that is on ME
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If it has six legs, it’s an insect
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