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There is one thing I want and that is for Raven to be taller than Dexter, even if it's just by an inch

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this entire concept is so funny to me cause imagine one day darling and dexter are out in public and to get through a crowd darling rips off dexters glasses and then runs over all unconscious girls to get out of their

i don’t think enough fics utilise the whole dexter making girls literally faint by taking off his glasses or darling being able to slow down time by flipping her hair a certain way. they’re such funny concepts to me idk

and i don’t think daring actually has a power like this?? like his smile is literally blinding but i feel like girls just swoon at his natural charm and looks. dexter on the other hand obviously doesn’t have the natural charm of his brother so he goes about his day but he takes his glasses off to clean them one time and girls come flocking to him😭😭imagine he just wants to see the board more clearly in class so he takes his glasses off to clean them and whichever girl next to him just faints on their desk

i will also forever be salty darling’s cool little trick isn’t utilised at all in the show not even in a webisode like cmonn missed opportunity right there

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I'm sorry but anyone who watched ATSV and stills thinks Miles is the bigger simp are just delusional.

Does miles get simp points for drawing Gwen multiple times? Absolutely.

But Gwen was stupidly in love. First of all there was the whole picture thing and then there was her going back for the picture. There was the teleporting right above him and then instantly hugging him after trying to act cool for 5 seconds. There was how nervous she got when she first met his parents. There was her wearing his jacket. The whole spider senses going off when he was in trouble thing. Creating an entire rescue team for him. Literally dragging him away when he got to close to spider byte. Trying to change the topic when Hobie brought up leaving her sweaters at his place. All those looks she gave him throughout the movie.

In conclusion while miles did fall hard, Gwen fell harder then the other Gwen did in the amazing spiderman and I mean that in both ways.

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Dappling but it's childhood friends to academic civals to close friends to lovers

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hunter huntswoman

EAH

question : If Hunter was a girl, what would his name be?

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Rosabella: Hey, be safe.

Daring: I will

Briar and Darling: ...

Briar: Be safe.

Darling: I'll be so safe. I'll be safe for you.

Daring: Can you guys stop. STOP! I'm gonna kill you.

Darling: But how would that keep us safe.

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In surprised Darling didn't just fold in that moment. The internal gay panic must've of went off the charts

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Random Hc #1

Almost everyone in ever after high have had a crush on one of the Charming siblings at some point. Like there's a very small group of people who haven't.

Shout out to Holly O'hair who absolutely had a crush on all three of them probably at the same time too

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Here's an oddly specific hc I have, Dexter Charming always wears a black shirt to sleep in, I have no reason for this other than he looks like he does

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“Think you’ve got enough apples, there? “Think you’ve got enough, um… frogs?”

They’re back at it again! They’re trying out stuff to bring for a tea party.

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CANON

HEADCANON OF THE DAY

(because I'm bored)

Sometimes, when Raven is talking to someone she randomly remembers songs quotes that fits the context of the argument and sings/tells them. (expecially Taylor's song)

Apple: ** Arguing with Raven because of the destiny thing and stuff**

Raven: 🎵It's meee, hiii. I'm the problem, it's me🎶

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snow whites not homophobic and actually loves darling as her daughter in law

What are your EAH opinions that leaves you like this?

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the fact Darling gay panicked her way through this scene and Apple didn't really bat an eye

the face of someone who doesn't understand why her "friend" keeps getting awkward around her but doesn't point it out cause its been going on since they were kids

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I love Darling and Dexters relationship so much, I wish we could've seen in the show

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we were all thinking it

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There's also the issue of this is THE QUEEN of ever after heir to the throne, her first child as well, this child would be heavily guarded especially so young and I know snow whites not the best parent I think even she would notice how her black haired "perfectly fit for destiny" baby turned blonde with blue eyes over night

ok i DESPISE the raven queen and apple white swapped at birth theory like??

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same tho it completely takes away from the point of ever after high. If raven was by destiny made to be good person her entire character goes down the drain. Raven's purpose in eah is to be the person who finally breaks the status quo , she is a good person despite the fact she destined to the next evil queen. If she is the next snow white than she is inherently good from the start and the whole rebel movement would collapse because if raven wasn't actually going against her destiny with helping people and being selfless than who's to say the other rebels haven't got their destiny's mixed up. The same goes for apple who at times can be selfish and self centered, if she's the next evil queen then her bad character traits that make her unique and not just another basic snow white become normal and what it is supposed be. The swapped at birth thing takes apple from a manipulated and mislead girl to another one of the royal who have no true personality cause all their doing is being someone else

ok i DESPISE the raven queen and apple white swapped at birth theory like??