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Lmfaoooo what💀 who said anything about that line? You whined about the lyric “you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me”, it’s literally in your tags. THAT’S what I’m referring to. 

What the fuck has that other line from a completely different song have to do with this?

any normal person would understand the difference between a normal lyric and one with a metaphor in it, except you apparently. To not understand when a metaphor is present and when not, and comparing two unrelated lyrics to try and make a point has to be the dumbest shit I’ve seen all day. But keep going with this “fuck Taylor swift and her songs and her life and her romance and her album and her whatever!! What the fuck are rhetorical figures and context anyways?😭😭” agenda I guess 💀

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Yeah right! Evil terrible awful Taylor Swift, the enemy of our planet!

Metaphors? What are they? Don’t know them! It’s almost like she wasn’t actually raised in an asylum but it’s merely a rhetorical figure. Crazy right? At this point I feel obliged to tell you that no, she didn’t murder anyone even though she wrote “no body, no crime”. Yk, just to make sure you don’t actually think she killed anyone, since you [haters and op] seem to lack common sense. But I digress.

We in the fandom all know some swifties are batshit crazy, that’s literally a canon event in all fandoms. But you take some stupid ass tweets and comments and make them seem like all swifties are like that. Really? It’s like generalizing any big fandom and make them into something they are not because like 20 people act in a certain way. Common sense lacks yet again in the hating argument.

Even when these things are true about swifties, why are you mad at Taylor, a songwriter, for… writing songs? God forbid a woman has feelings and writes lyrics about them! God forbid she acts like literally all the other singers of her genre and industry! Evil evil woman!!!! Also god forbid people like her songs, because they suck right?🤪 they’re lame right?🤪🤪 and you are all critical geniuses who only listen to masterpieces and get urticaria when god awful Taylor swift starts to play right?🤪🤪🤪 how great you are, how better you are, here’s a treat for you!!!!!🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

Be fucking for real. It really is true that Taylor swift’s biggest fans are her haters. You constantly talk about her and write long ass posts to over analyze what she does and what her fans do to argue that she’s just so horrible (but still don’t understand when she uses metaphors????😭), just to avoid admitting that in her place you’d do the same, and you hate it.

Anyways, stream the tortured poets department 🥰

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stop I love this BAHAHAHAHA

Bucky, in TWS: What’s up guys, I'm back. Steve: What the- Steve: You can’t be here, you’re dead. I literally saw you die. Bucky: Bucky: Death is a social construct

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Eddie is the prettiest but those two are just SO GAY

are you telling me that dua lipa's boyfriend and austin butler play in an apple tv show together and one of them is 'bucky' and the other one is 'buck'? are the gays on television only allowed to rotate between 4 names exclusively and this time there was no space for a variation of 'eddie' and 'steve'??

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enough to make a grown man cry and wish he had a bf instead of an inflatable doll :,,,,)

*Pre-War Bucky and Steve in bed*

Bucky:..ah..!

Bucky:.Mm...

Bucky:...

Steve:...

Bucky: Stop hogging the blanket, you punk!

Steve: It's cold!

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The actual marvel Jesus

Bucky feeling a sense of serenity and peace when he is out with his goats. Bucky feeling connected to his ancestors and to his faith by tending his goats. Bucky singing traditional songs to the goats. Bucky swearing his goats respond better to Yiddish or Hebrew than any other language.

This is so beautiful, I love that for him

There really is something about the act of connecting with the natural world that can make us feel closest to G-d.

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THANK YOU. Bro is useful eveywhere but in canon

oh fyi in the marvel cole universe (the superior mcu) they won the battle of wakanda, bucky was actually utilized as a sniper instead of running around willy-nilly and he took out thanos while steve was fighting him hand-to-hand

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Bitch wtf why did you have to upset me😭

Me: Bucky got railed by Steve in IW lol, that's why his hair is suddenly a such a mess and his running speed is greatly reduced.

My Brain: Imagine Steve constantly reliving their last time together, crying bc he thinks he'll never get to hold Bucky again, make love to him, tell him how much he loves him or kiss him. That he'll never wake up beside him again or hear Bucky's voice calling him a 'punk'. How deeply he wishes they'd had more time to be together as a couple than the short time Bucky was recovering in Wakanda, more time to surround Bucky with the love he deserves.

Me:

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this is why Bucky is my fave. Blorbo and I are literally twins

insert something relatable here

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Armed gays, rise!!!!

This was literally Steve for most of ca:tws

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me in the Bucky tag but instead of smut I find smartasses left and right

"wow i love this character i should look at their tag-" X READER ATTACK 10000 YEARS HOW CHARACTER WOULD REACT TO YOU BEING INFERTILE UNTAGGED SMUT💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🎃⚔📊💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥😳😲🤬🥵🥶😈💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🏓🔨💥💥💥💥💥

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#I mean #Steve was so dumb that he was playing Romeo while people were dying #'Bucky you've known me your entire life so #and Imean #civil war is literally all about Steve fighting those who disrespect Bucky #so #I think both the boxes have a big geeen check #Stucky #steve and bucky #Steve x bucky #Bucky x steve #stevebucky #Starbucks #barnes and noble #winter shield #Steve rogers #Bucky Barnes

So true @steveandbuckysdaughter

Your ship may be good but did they have a cringe "baby look at me you're not like this 😢" "how DARE you talk to my pookie like that😡" phase?

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oop 🤭

It is *so* funny when I see Stucky fans whose only Marvel exposure is the MCU refer to Ed Brubaker as "a Captain America writer" like. Guys. Ed Brubaker isn't just "a Captain America writer". He is the reason the Winter Soldier exists. He loved Bucky Barnes as a character so much and was so upset that he was killed off that he became a comics writer and eventually wrote a storyline with Steve Epting where Bucky Barnes was actually alive and the Winter Soldier, eventually reunited with Steve Rogers, and eventually became the new Captain America. Ed Brubaker aged Bucky Barnes up so that he and Steve would only be three years apart, he's one of the main reasons the Stucky fandom is what it is today. Know your history, guys lmfao, he isn't "a Captain America writer", he's the reason for your existence.

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HAHAHAHAAHAHA NOT THE EMP SHIRT REFERENCE

Bucky: *shoots and kills people*

Bucky: *is responsible for some of the most important assassinations in 20th century’s history*

Steve: awww you go babe, you put the “cute” in execute :3

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don’t mind me— just—

James "Bucky" Barnes

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fuck big bitch stark. Anyone who disagrees can choke :3

haha i think it’s funny how we got tony’s backstory and history with his family and we got 0 flashback scenes to any of steve’s childhood, family, or history at all in captain america: civil war

and by funny i mean i absolutely fucking hate it