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any guilty pleasures

every humanly indulgence makes me quake with shame & humiliation

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Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.

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Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

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What the hell does " pro-veteran anti-military " mean?

it means i can oppose war, american imperialism, the military industrial complex, and the cult of male violence without discounting the myriad factors that contribute to someone enlisting, including but not limited to millions of dollars spent annually to recruit children. 

also means i’m disgusted with a culture that superficially venerates veterans for nationalist and capitalist purposes while simultaneously fucking them over re: housing and healthcare and suppressing veteran voices should their experience as a vet happen to inform anything resembling anti-military sentiment 

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good morning gay people!!

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what they’re talking about when they’re in the lounge together

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baroque in the 21st century

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This video is pure GOLD. I cant believe how blessed we are to have Drag Race.

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medusa was NOT a girlboss

why do you hate women ..

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Lynn Boggess, Paintings.

Excellent tactile realism paintings by West Virginian artist Lynn Boggess.

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