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its not a unicorn wars server and it’s more of a hangout/art place but if u wanna join i am there.. bats my eyes at you

my server is public now btw.. evil grin. 14+ btw

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the urge to make my own designs for the soldiers uniforms so i can stop drawing them differently each time

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IM STILL WORKING ON THE SHIP KIDS BTW !! have some silly guys ive gotten done so far <3

(art blog: @goat-chops which im still shadowbanned on send help good lord)

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sometimes I wish we didn’t have god (or something god adjacent) eat Gordi and Azulin and instead have Azulin slowly just…realise what he, and by extension most of bear society has done. Like, realise that all the people killed, all the grief and sadness…was just for nothing. Padre’s death was for nothing, Achuchones‘ torment and death was for nothing and that all this pain and suffering was for nothing.

we kinda got that with his scene with Gordi but, to me, it would be so much more impactful to have that after he killed Gordi and Maria, and after he realised that if their is a god, he’s not coming back.

QHJSHQJW I LITERALLY JUST HAD A CONVERSATION ABOUT THIS WITH MY FRIENDS THE OTHER DAY THE TIMING COULD NOT BE BETTER

For real though, I AGREE!! It would’ve been fucking awesome to see Azulins reaction and absolute devastation to nothing happening for a few moments, even if they made to where like, he gets killed and consumed regardless I would’ve fought in the war myself to see this outcome instead

Literally obsessed with this concept though Anon, I’m honestly surprised I haven’t seen much of it in the fandom before because the angst that would come from this is CRAZY

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translation under the cut ^_^

“bears !!!1 kill that FUCKING unicorn and -“

“but father ! they’re so pretty🙁”

“interesting,,,”

“my child, i dont think you’re made for this ,,,”

“get him boys”

“FATHER WAIT-“

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so jealous of everyone who has azulin fur suit heads WHEN IS IT MY TURN !!!

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,, first night ,,

God knows I won’t get much attention on this post because of how new my acc is but YEAH here’s a comic page I did a recently about a Werewolf Au for Unicorn wars! Ft. An OC of mine teehee

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i had an epiphany a few weeks ago and make this Possibly the only Unicorn Wars fanart im making tbh

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It's funny how a silly fictional character can come into your life and then take over your entire brain chemistry

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I see Coco as Gordi's big brother figure

Azulin would be so jealous

im just now replying to asks r.i.p BUT OUGHH,, I hadn’t thought about this concept

Ur so real for this anon, Azulin would hate Coco EVEN MORE if he developed a better brotherly relationship with his own TWIN then him

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ヾ(˶ᵔ ��� ᵔ˶) hi hi!!!

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i love my beautiful wife azulin unicorn wars

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I FOUND THE ARTICLE PEOPLE KEPT MENTIONING

I’ve probably spoken about this here before but I like to think the unicorns are an all-female society

Why? Because it’s silly. Obviously.

BUT ALSO, if you wish to get into specifics.. no unicorn in the entire movie is shown to be male, all of them are female & there’s also instances where they refer to themselves with feminine terms iirc (this last part could be wrong due to my memory issues), not masculine or gender neutral ones

They refer to nature as their mother and while I know this likely wasn't meant literally, I think it'd be an interesting concept if the forest created these magical beings as a way to have protection against anyone who attempts to harm it. Nature would LITERALLY be their mother

Basically: Hell yea magic baby

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unicorn wars has reached a new level for me and morphed into a ✨ SPECIAL INTEREST ✨

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New unicorn wars ocs <33