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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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blue and magenta!

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happy make a terrible comic day 2025 . I am 80% mucus today

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this is your monthly reminder to stretch

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It spoke your name on the stairs that night.

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silly seals from outer space

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the thing is you are going to get older and you are going to die. you don't have unlimited time on earth. you have to spend all your time on your phone now

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I was alone in the art room and had the thought “I wonder how many stools I can get over my head” Long story short i got stuck and the class walked in to me pathetically trying to wriggle out without being knocked over

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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

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let's tell mama about my first day at school

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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me and my large mama...

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Big challenges