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#bard that’s rude

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Lmao these girls win.

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“Big gay” 

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you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone

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IMAGINE THE AVENGERS SHOWING PIETRO THE ROADRUNNER CARTOONS AND FOR THE NEXT MONTH WHENEVER PIETRO RACES AROUND THE AVENGERS HQ HE PAUSES NEXT TO WANDA JUST LONG ENOUGH TO WHISPER “beep beep” AND GIGGLE AND DASH AWAY AND EVEN AFTER HE STOPS DOING THAT IT BECOMES A RECURRING JOKE FOR THE AVENGERS AND DURING MISSIONS WHEN HE SPEEDS BY THE OTHERS TO KNOCK OUT ENEMIES AND THERE’S A MOMENT OF STILLNESS AND THEY ALL WHISPER “beep beep”

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Palmful of sand.

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We are the muses

i don’t know was it done before but here it is

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i fucking hate this because i KNOW that there cant literally be DRACULA on mars but im going to fucking click this link just to make sure that there arent space fucking vampires on mars and i fucking hate that

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actually officer he was dead when i got here

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And suddenly, it all makes sense.

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Best Spongebob episodes

ripped pants

when spongebob has to sleep over under patricks rock and patrick beats spongebob like 50 times in his sleep

krusty krab pizza song/WE USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES

plankton turns spongebob into a robot and then he rebels

FIRMLY GRASP IT

i’m in the kitchen…at night/nosferatu 

“3 cheers for squidward! hip hip! boo.. hip hip! boo.. hip hip.. BOO YOU STINK”

Krusty Krab training video

The one where Sandy is into extreme sports and spongebob can’t keep up

WHEN THEY THINK THEY KILLED THE HEATH INSPECTOR HOLY SHIT

Sandy hibernates

Spongebob and patrick try to raise a baby clam 

spongebob and patrik paint the invisible boat mobile BLACK

onion breath/i’M UGLY..AND I’M PROUD

when spongebob and patrick pretend to be squiward when he’s trying to sell his house

When spongebob gets sick and patrick tries to cure him

WHAT I LEARNED FROM BOATING SCHOOL IS…..

CHOOOCCOLLATTEEEEE

Spongebob B.C.

When they are afraid to go on land but then they go on land and it turns into live action and spongebob is a kitchen sponge

SEA BEAR/CAMPFIRE SONG SONG

Magic Conch Shell

SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!

Spongebob tries to get into the Salty Spitoon

FUUUUUTUUREEEE

talent show with squidwards interpretive dance

the dream episode where spongebob is squidwards clarinet andhe goes LAAALAAAALALLALALALA ALAAALAAAAA

Kevin and the queen jellyfish

Fine dining and breathing

Flying Dutchman leedle leddle leedle lee

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your problematic is fave

Something to keep in mind in social criticism of media:

On Tumblr, we talk a lot about how everything is problematic. That’s true, as far as it goes. And it’s a conversation that needs to happen.

But, it’s also problematic. Because sometimes that conversation happens in a way that suggests that the only real parts of a thing are the awful parts.

And it can end up sounding like this:

You know that thing you like?

The thing that you quote all the time?

The one you learned tremendously important things from?

The one you keep reading to learn new things?

The thing that got you through awful times?

The thing that’s getting you through hard times now?

You know, that awesome thing you see as part of who you are?

It’s oppressive, it’s killing people, and you’re a horrible person for not thinking that it’s worthless trash with no value

And that can progress into:

“It’s ok that you liked it before. We all have to unlearn things.”

“We all have internalized oppression. It’s ok that you didn’t know that the story you care about is worthless”

(with the implication that you’d better not see any positive now that you have been ~educated~ and told to hate it)

And that can progress into:

You know how we told you not to watch that thing you used to love?

And how we told you to watch the new thing instead?

The new thing we said good people have to like because it has such important representation?

That thing’s problematic too. You’re oppressive and bad for liking it.

You should like this new thing instead. Or else. (Even though the same thing will happen again.) 

On second thought, don’t like anything. Your fave is problematic. You should hate it. 

It’s really bad when this happens. Talking about the problems with stories shouldn’t turn into teaching people that they’re not allowed to like anything. 

And it’s important to remember that saying “if you like this story you’re human garbage”, will be heard by people who used that story to climb out as, “You aren’t good enough to have deserved to climb out. Go back in there until you can climb out using only pure and unproblematic stories.”

That is not something to say lightly.

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Ey look! I made a bridge! It took me, what, 10 seconds? 11 tops…

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25+ Of The Coolest Kitchen Gadgets For Food Lovers

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

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tbh i dont mind bugs and glitches in game as long as they not game-crashing bc then like 90% of the time theyre hilarious

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Awesome Mix Vol. 1

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me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….